Are those ear rings one of those thing women use for their cooch?
September 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Are those ear rings one of those thing women use for their cooch?
i just want her to have a leotard instead of a dress cooch flap girl needs to MOVE
September 29, 2026 at 10:33 AM
i just want her to have a leotard instead of a dress cooch flap girl needs to MOVE
I wonder if there's actually a legal definition of where "suggestive" starts, because I find it amusing that a simple wardrobe malfunction or a mild breeze separates our eyes from nipple and cooch
mind you, I'm not complaining, I just find it funny
mind you, I'm not complaining, I just find it funny
September 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I wonder if there's actually a legal definition of where "suggestive" starts, because I find it amusing that a simple wardrobe malfunction or a mild breeze separates our eyes from nipple and cooch
mind you, I'm not complaining, I just find it funny
mind you, I'm not complaining, I just find it funny
(Couch St., pronounced Cooch St)
September 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
(Couch St., pronounced Cooch St)
I'm killing two birds with one stone and getting a long overdue pap at this appointment along with the follow-up bloodwork.
The last time my cooch was out for a doctor was when I got my IUD, and now I'm kind of scared for a simple pap.
If they had given me pain killers I wouldn't be so scarred.
The last time my cooch was out for a doctor was when I got my IUD, and now I'm kind of scared for a simple pap.
If they had given me pain killers I wouldn't be so scarred.
September 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I'm killing two birds with one stone and getting a long overdue pap at this appointment along with the follow-up bloodwork.
The last time my cooch was out for a doctor was when I got my IUD, and now I'm kind of scared for a simple pap.
If they had given me pain killers I wouldn't be so scarred.
The last time my cooch was out for a doctor was when I got my IUD, and now I'm kind of scared for a simple pap.
If they had given me pain killers I wouldn't be so scarred.
catgirl cooch hits different
(repost for catgirls ((and honorary catgirls)))
#ElfenLied #NyanNekoSugarGirls #Deltarune
(repost for catgirls ((and honorary catgirls)))
#ElfenLied #NyanNekoSugarGirls #Deltarune
September 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
catgirl cooch hits different
(repost for catgirls ((and honorary catgirls)))
#ElfenLied #NyanNekoSugarGirls #Deltarune
(repost for catgirls ((and honorary catgirls)))
#ElfenLied #NyanNekoSugarGirls #Deltarune
Madonna is older than me. 🤦♀️
I don't want to see her cooch. Jeezuz.
I don't want to see her cooch. Jeezuz.
September 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Madonna is older than me. 🤦♀️
I don't want to see her cooch. Jeezuz.
I don't want to see her cooch. Jeezuz.
I hope you tuned into the opening of the VMAs and witnessed the Madonna ass & cooch lasers.
Hell yea, brother.
Madonna, the Legend.
Hell yea, brother.
Madonna, the Legend.
September 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I hope you tuned into the opening of the VMAs and witnessed the Madonna ass & cooch lasers.
Hell yea, brother.
Madonna, the Legend.
Hell yea, brother.
Madonna, the Legend.
wearing boxers changes me because suddenly im walking around scratching my cooch like its my balls. i dont do this any other time its like the mask in the film the mask featuring jim carrey
September 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
wearing boxers changes me because suddenly im walking around scratching my cooch like its my balls. i dont do this any other time its like the mask in the film the mask featuring jim carrey
Why is it that the news that an upcoming movie is “Rated R” that people assume there’s graphic sex and nudity in it?
Godzilla rated R?
Sex and dong hang
You Can See Everything?
Sex scenes and gratuitous cooch shots
…
When was the last time an R rated movie had that?
Godzilla rated R?
Sex and dong hang
You Can See Everything?
Sex scenes and gratuitous cooch shots
…
When was the last time an R rated movie had that?
September 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Why is it that the news that an upcoming movie is “Rated R” that people assume there’s graphic sex and nudity in it?
Godzilla rated R?
Sex and dong hang
You Can See Everything?
Sex scenes and gratuitous cooch shots
…
When was the last time an R rated movie had that?
Godzilla rated R?
Sex and dong hang
You Can See Everything?
Sex scenes and gratuitous cooch shots
…
When was the last time an R rated movie had that?
Pitt should have beat Bucknell by 80 that cooch from Bucknell needs to shut his whore mouth. Get ready to have your head caved in by Colgate on 11/21.
September 26, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Pitt should have beat Bucknell by 80 that cooch from Bucknell needs to shut his whore mouth. Get ready to have your head caved in by Colgate on 11/21.
It seems the Saint Slayer has taken a liking to you. Hope you got a taste for spicy curry goat~!
A lil' SPICY bonus sketch from @captainnikko.bsky.social for my personal page~
#NSFW
A lil' SPICY bonus sketch from @captainnikko.bsky.social for my personal page~
#NSFW
September 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It seems the Saint Slayer has taken a liking to you. Hope you got a taste for spicy curry goat~!
A lil' SPICY bonus sketch from @captainnikko.bsky.social for my personal page~
#NSFW
A lil' SPICY bonus sketch from @captainnikko.bsky.social for my personal page~
#NSFW
A lil hit of the cooch will wake you up or put you down.
I don't want no damn coffee. Please give me COOCHIE.
Ladies and gentlemen, ALL RISE for thee HONORABLE Judge Mental 😂😂😂
(I also don’t drink coffee like that but yuck is funny AF)
(I also don’t drink coffee like that but yuck is funny AF)
September 26, 2026 at 11:57 AM
A lil hit of the cooch will wake you up or put you down.
These mothers really think that they're going to teach me a lesson about circumcision by denying me they're stretched out worn out f****** cooch.
September 26, 2026 at 6:54 AM
These mothers really think that they're going to teach me a lesson about circumcision by denying me they're stretched out worn out f****** cooch.
angry sex mega hot
i like knowing i can calm down her cooch
i like knowing i can calm down her cooch
September 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
angry sex mega hot
i like knowing i can calm down her cooch
i like knowing i can calm down her cooch
ramming the sharp pointy nose into some poor mans cooch killing him instantly
September 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
ramming the sharp pointy nose into some poor mans cooch killing him instantly
Lose an S and it’s Cooch, a playful Americanism for mimsy.
September 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Lose an S and it’s Cooch, a playful Americanism for mimsy.
testosterone hair is so interesting. it feels like my cooch has mutton chops
September 25, 2026 at 9:39 AM
testosterone hair is so interesting. it feels like my cooch has mutton chops
in real life i have had to beg people to flush the toilet because i don't want their piss splashing into my cooch when i tried to pee in my dorm so like
sometimes people, just
you know
choose hills to die on that are principled but not terribly viable in practice
sometimes people, just
you know
choose hills to die on that are principled but not terribly viable in practice
September 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
in real life i have had to beg people to flush the toilet because i don't want their piss splashing into my cooch when i tried to pee in my dorm so like
sometimes people, just
you know
choose hills to die on that are principled but not terribly viable in practice
sometimes people, just
you know
choose hills to die on that are principled but not terribly viable in practice
I just read the words humidified cooch and now I’m loggin back off
September 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just read the words humidified cooch and now I’m loggin back off
I mean it's never really too early or too late to get the cooch ate like a five course meal with dessert. So, I see no problem with you saying that you need it when you need it.
I don’t really care that it’s currently 4:18 pm est, but I need my coochie ate. There, I said it.
September 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I mean it's never really too early or too late to get the cooch ate like a five course meal with dessert. So, I see no problem with you saying that you need it when you need it.
It's funny that w how my schedule is dominated by 3x daily dilation, im constantly mildly sore, i have to follow a long list of rules for a bit, and half my bedroom is just supplies for post-op care i still occasionally get hit with "oh yeah i have a cooch now"
September 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's funny that w how my schedule is dominated by 3x daily dilation, im constantly mildly sore, i have to follow a long list of rules for a bit, and half my bedroom is just supplies for post-op care i still occasionally get hit with "oh yeah i have a cooch now"
over a year out and the worst part of surgery was the biopsy
pain is real bad and also its just a stranger ramming something up your cooch raw and then slowly scooping out your soft tissue while you cannot move so 😑
not fun like...psychologically
pain is real bad and also its just a stranger ramming something up your cooch raw and then slowly scooping out your soft tissue while you cannot move so 😑
not fun like...psychologically
Fucking finally.
I’ve had two biopsies because of unusual perimonepausal bleeding. Both were benign thankfully. And both WERE SHEER AND UTTER FUCKING TORTURE. The doctor literally sucks out cells from your uterus WITHOUT ANESTHETIC. It is hell. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
I’ve had two biopsies because of unusual perimonepausal bleeding. Both were benign thankfully. And both WERE SHEER AND UTTER FUCKING TORTURE. The doctor literally sucks out cells from your uterus WITHOUT ANESTHETIC. It is hell. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
UK doctors develop non-invasive test for womb cancer in women bleeding after menopause
Test using urine and vaginal fluid samples raises hopes thousands of lower-risk women could be spared internal ultrasounds and hysteroscopies
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
over a year out and the worst part of surgery was the biopsy
pain is real bad and also its just a stranger ramming something up your cooch raw and then slowly scooping out your soft tissue while you cannot move so 😑
not fun like...psychologically
pain is real bad and also its just a stranger ramming something up your cooch raw and then slowly scooping out your soft tissue while you cannot move so 😑
not fun like...psychologically