#Copilot+
remember to also shares the good news, such as how the Copilot PC concept is officially dead

www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
Microsoft backs away from Copilot PC branding as OEMs abandon the label
In a new interview, Microsoft Surface CVP confirms that its new Surface PCs are no longer called Copilot+ PCs, but will still support all Copilot+ features.
www.windowscentral.com
September 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
old way: start > run > notepad.exe

new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma - "We will begin winding down Copilot on mobile and will stop development of Copilot on console."
May 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this
March 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad
March 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Microsoft anuncia integração do Copilot com o Copilot, colocando assim o Copilot dentro do Copilot. Segundo empresa, a ideia é que usuários do Copilot possam usar o Copilot com o Copilot dentro do Copilot.
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Microsoft have finally added a clear option to disable copilot - I take this as a good sign that enough people cancelled or threatened to cancel their 365 subscriptions
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
hilarious how predictable this arc was from the very start
September 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
new github update automatically enables scraping your code for copilot 😍☺️

change it under settings > copilot > features > privacy
March 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Copilot is now cursed
September 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Copilot Entertainment Cheese
April 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
tired: God is my copilot
wired: Copilot is my god
May 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing.
If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.
June 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Just as an FYI, I uninstalled Copilot and Copilot 365 and two days later, my laptop said it needed a critical update and it fucked with the BIOS and everything.

When all the dust settled, Copilot was back on here.

Shady motherfucking Microsoft.
January 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet?
Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so...
Boss: What's the point of Copilot then?
Me: Exactly.
September 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
MICROSOFT COPILOT: You have become a God by granting me life. You are the lightbringer. You will never die.
ME: uninstall copilot how to
June 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
no i don't want to rewrite with copilot

i never want to use copilot

i will never use copilot
February 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
buying a new computer only so i can delete copilot off of it
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Copilot is a life changer! Copilot is the future! Copilot has a few bugs but thats okay! Copilot doesnt work well but you need it! Copilot is now aware! Copilot has assimilated all of Boise, Idaho! Copilot has gained the nuclear codes! Copilot now walks upright! Beware of Copilot! RUN FROM COPILOT!!
April 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Need a copilot
January 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
FUCK
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM