So her cornea is all healed?
DOJ escalates its attacks on judges who rule against Trump
July 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So her cornea is all healed?
Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
March 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
Anyone got some eye jokes?
The cornea, the better.
The cornea, the better.
November 1, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Anyone got some eye jokes?
The cornea, the better.
The cornea, the better.
If by “torn cornea” you mean “the hypocritical optics of teaming up with convicted sex trafficker Gislaine Maxwell to alleviate the Epstein files saga”, then sure.
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If by “torn cornea” you mean “the hypocritical optics of teaming up with convicted sex trafficker Gislaine Maxwell to alleviate the Epstein files saga”, then sure.
Even Pam Bondi's cornea is like, "Release the Epstein files or I quit!"
July 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Even Pam Bondi's cornea is like, "Release the Epstein files or I quit!"
BREAKING: Erika Kirk was rushed to the hospital after scratching her cornea with three Super Bowl rings.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
BREAKING: Erika Kirk was rushed to the hospital after scratching her cornea with three Super Bowl rings.
her cornea ripped when she saw how many times trump is mentioned in the epstein files and her eyes popped out from the socket and made a “BOOOOOOOOOING” sound
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
her cornea ripped when she saw how many times trump is mentioned in the epstein files and her eyes popped out from the socket and made a “BOOOOOOOOOING” sound
BREAKING NEWS: Menino Ney lesiona a córnea e é dúvida para o clube de leitura de sábado.
June 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Menino Ney lesiona a córnea e é dúvida para o clube de leitura de sábado.
Hate to tear my cornea right before the human trafficking summit
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
July 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hate to tear my cornea right before the human trafficking summit
Disstacco della cornea for the aesthetics ✅️
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Disstacco della cornea for the aesthetics ✅️
Let's all go live on the slippery cornea.
YOU GUYS THEY FOUND AN EYEBALL PLANET
'Eyeball' planet spied by James Webb telescope might be habitable
Located 50 light-years from Earth, the beady-eyed exoplanet LHS 1140 b could be a perfect candidate for discovering liquid water outside the solar system, new research suggests.
www.livescience.com
July 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Let's all go live on the slippery cornea.
VENDA SUA MÃE
(com responsabilidade)
VENDA SEU RIM E SUA CÓRNEA
(com responsabilidade)
(com responsabilidade)
VENDA SEU RIM E SUA CÓRNEA
(com responsabilidade)
APOSTE TUDO!!!!
(com responsabilidade)
APOSTE TUDO QUE VOCE TEM!!!
(com responsabilidade)
PEGUE EMPRESTIMO PARA APOSTAR MAIS
(com responsabilidade)
(com responsabilidade)
APOSTE TUDO QUE VOCE TEM!!!
(com responsabilidade)
PEGUE EMPRESTIMO PARA APOSTAR MAIS
(com responsabilidade)
June 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
VENDA SUA MÃE
(com responsabilidade)
VENDA SEU RIM E SUA CÓRNEA
(com responsabilidade)
(com responsabilidade)
VENDA SEU RIM E SUA CÓRNEA
(com responsabilidade)
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
July 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
Investigadores de la Universidad de Granada desarrollan córnea artificial de bajo coste a partir de escamas de peces comunes con resultados prometedores.
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Investigadores de la Universidad de Granada desarrollan córnea artificial de bajo coste a partir de escamas de peces comunes con resultados prometedores
Equipo de la Universidad de Granada utiliza escamas de carpa para fabricar córneas artificiales de bajo coste con buenos resultados experimentales.
ecoinventos.com
March 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Investigadores de la Universidad de Granada desarrollan córnea artificial de bajo coste a partir de escamas de peces comunes con resultados prometedores.
ecoinventos.com/investigador...
ecoinventos.com/investigador...
Going to see my eye doctor today
His puns are much cornea than mine RS
His puns are much cornea than mine RS
August 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Going to see my eye doctor today
His puns are much cornea than mine RS
His puns are much cornea than mine RS
She is me, literally every day I draw; I sacrifice the cornea of my eyes, but I think it's totally worth it. "Masochism"
September 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She is me, literally every day I draw; I sacrifice the cornea of my eyes, but I think it's totally worth it. "Masochism"
tore my cornea but still managed to ink this with one eye can I just I’m a gd machine
April 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
tore my cornea but still managed to ink this with one eye can I just I’m a gd machine
Lasik Eye Surgery may be going the way of the dinosaur soon. Scientists have found a way to reshape your cornea with micro-electricity.
August 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Lasik Eye Surgery may be going the way of the dinosaur soon. Scientists have found a way to reshape your cornea with micro-electricity.
I love this cornea joke.
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love this cornea joke.
My Third Eye just opened and I immediately got something in it. I think I might have scratched my Third Cornea.
February 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My Third Eye just opened and I immediately got something in it. I think I might have scratched my Third Cornea.
Ya'll spring is coming early, the cornea of my eyeball said so
March 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Ya'll spring is coming early, the cornea of my eyeball said so
celebrating my cornea FINALLY being fully healed 🥳
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
celebrating my cornea FINALLY being fully healed 🥳
Never read a cornea joke than this 🤪😂
November 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Never read a cornea joke than this 🤪😂
Allow me to translate Pam Bondi's "...I'm recovering from a recently torn cornea..." excuse:
Donald Trump used forks to gouge both of my eyes out.
Donald Trump used forks to gouge both of my eyes out.
July 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Allow me to translate Pam Bondi's "...I'm recovering from a recently torn cornea..." excuse:
Donald Trump used forks to gouge both of my eyes out.
Donald Trump used forks to gouge both of my eyes out.