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these fifteen minutes
before my lunch break begins
feel thirty mins long

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TweetsAboutMyLunch
#LunchBreak
September 22, 2026 at 6:46 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
my motivation
does not seem to have gotten
the Monday memo

#haiku
#senryu
#Monday
#CorpLife
#motivation
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Someone is microwaving fish. Call the police.

#CorpLife
#RTO
#EvacuateTheBuilding
September 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Conference

#b&w #BlueSkyArtShow #ShadowPlay
#BlackAndWhite
#photography
#CorpLife
#RTO
May 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
meeting marathon
back to back to back to back
but when will I work?

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#meetings
September 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Sometimes I get tagged in Teams and am like I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't know where you're talking about it.

#CorpLife
#Teams
September 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
"There's a lot of information, but information is not training."

Preach.

#CorpLife
#Training
#IT
September 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
I've done the math.

#AllHands
#CorpLife
#Excel
May 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Give me your irate, your frustrated, your volatile clients yearning to be escalated,
The dredges of the teeming queue.
Send these, the most demanding, to me.
I raise your issues to Engineering's door.

#escalation
#TechSupport
#IT
#CorpLife
September 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
lay off my teammates
and watch my motivation
absolutely tank

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
July 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
It's the time of day/year where my workspace is in direct sunlight and rays are glinting off of everything directly into my face. I need the sun to hurry up and go to bed for the year. Or blinds. I would settle for blinds.

#RTO
#CorpLife
September 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
the world stopped turning
we now know no one is safe
the world keeps turning

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#LayOffs
July 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
dear 6am pings
I am technically not here
'til 7am

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TechSupoort
September 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Someone on this call just said, with a straight face, "we will get an ETA for an ETA".

Also, if you have like eight Pri-0 items, I think now you have to do them alphabetically. Don't like it? Try doing actual prioritization.

#CorpLife
#priority
#ETA
September 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
to really wake up
a friday morning critsit
gets the blood flowing

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TechSupport
May 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
workspace is open
but not well ventilated
please hold in your farts

#haiku
#RTO
#CorpLife
#OpenOffice
May 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Reading an AI summary of a document about using AI to write summaries

#Copilot
#AI
#CorpLife
#Ouroboros
#IForOneWelcomeOurNewAIOverlords
Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
ALT: Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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June 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
monday is silent
except for the unending
ventilation noise

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#RTO
June 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
technical Tuesday
everything is broken and
I'm my own Support

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TechSupport
#IT
June 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
my toes are so cold
naked inside my loafers
I should have worn socks

#senryu
#haiku
#CorpLife
socialzab.bsky.social Zab365 @socialzab.bsky.social · Jun 16
dressed for the heatwave
but forgot that the office
is its own ice age

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#RTO
June 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
How The Last Working Day Before Vacation is Spent

#CorpLife
#Excel
#PieChart
August 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
two days spent offline
were almost not worth all the
notifications

#Teams
#CorpLife
#OOF
#haiku
#senryu
June 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
six minutes remain
what could I possibly do
before my shift ends

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
May 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
Interesting survey

#CorpLife
#AI
May 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM