#CosmicSignificance
🚨 URGENT CORPORATE DIRECTIVE 🚨

All interdimensional employees must complete their Cosmic Significance assessment by EOD.

Results range from "Cosmic Microbe" to "Universal Anomaly" (though everyone somehow scores exactly 42).

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April 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM