When I was doing Hair lol I had a lot of my MexiMen come to me which I thought was hilarious because at first I made them uncomfortable but they swore I made their hair grow back faster and fuller. As they noticed improvements after they left my chair. #WitchLife #CosmoWitch #DidIDoThat
Something I don't talk about that much is... I really love Healing Work and I'm really good at it. I don't say that from a place of cockiness at all just that I love the facilitation of healing spaces and I thrive in it para mis clientes . #WitchLife
October 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
When I was doing Hair lol I had a lot of my MexiMen come to me which I thought was hilarious because at first I made them uncomfortable but they swore I made their hair grow back faster and fuller. As they noticed improvements after they left my chair. #WitchLife #CosmoWitch #DidIDoThat
This one time in beauty school… My bestie got stuck with crazy brows that made her look permanently shocked. People kept asking, “What happened?” She started saying, “I just seen a rat.” Problem solved. Iconic. #crazybrows #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch
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December 24, 2024 at 5:35 AM
This one time in beauty school… My bestie got stuck with crazy brows that made her look permanently shocked. People kept asking, “What happened?” She started saying, “I just seen a rat.” Problem solved. Iconic. #crazybrows #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch
This one time in beauty school… a 40-year-old man wanted to kick my ass because his girlfriend hated me. She tried to make amends with a PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE. Like, ma’am, what? 🍪 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
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December 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
This one time in beauty school… a 40-year-old man wanted to kick my ass because his girlfriend hated me. She tried to make amends with a PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE. Like, ma’am, what? 🍪 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
This one time in beauty school… a girl clucked at people speaking Spanish. She got punched in the face and her head hit the window. Did she learn? Not one bit, but it was a moment. #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch
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December 23, 2024 at 1:03 AM
This one time in beauty school… a girl clucked at people speaking Spanish. She got punched in the face and her head hit the window. Did she learn? Not one bit, but it was a moment. #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch
This one time in beauty school… someone smeared SHIT all over the bathroom walls. These were supposed to be soon-to-be professionals. Imagine my face when I walked in. 🧻🤢 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
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December 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
This one time in beauty school… someone smeared SHIT all over the bathroom walls. These were supposed to be soon-to-be professionals. Imagine my face when I walked in. 🧻🤢 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
This one time in beauty school… I was accosted by a straight white woman in a granny wig. She literally straddled my knee. Y’all… I was never the same. 🪑💀 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
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December 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
This one time in beauty school… I was accosted by a straight white woman in a granny wig. She literally straddled my knee. Y’all… I was never the same. 🪑💀 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch
[old commission] ~ PART 1 “there’s been reports of mysterious glowing rocks appearing around our planet. Cosmowitch Zilan, head out there and bring in some stones in for testing. We need to find out what it is and what it does ASAP! Hopefully we’ll find out soon.”
#abdl #abdlart by TheWychNSFW
#abdl #abdlart by TheWychNSFW
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM