#CouchSurf
heyyyy so like does anyone wanna let me couchsurf at their place in Paris or London this October. all my regular couchsurfing groups and local contacts are full of crickets and my trip is getting closer and closer 🥲
September 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Not taking a livelihood from a base of patrons/shills is likewise fraught. We can go 'couchsurf at Engels' place', but that is just as problematic of a way to live as the life of the artist turned grifter off invisible labour. There is no ethical way to be a professional thinker under Capitalism.
September 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I keep going to couchsurf with friends and then literally just staying on their couches even when they have beds
September 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This'll be a bit like tossing a bottle into the sea, but I'm looking for a place to stay in the Dublin metro area from September 28th to October 5th!

If you know anyone who'd be willing to let me couchsurf, please spread the word <3
September 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
we're probably going to have to couchsurf and i hate that idea so much because my ex ruined everything for us INCLUDING our reputation. we had to frequently clean up HIS mess and people probably hate us by association
August 24, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Okay fine that’s pretty funny but I’m not awarding you a star just yet you have to follow me and couchsurf my endless reckoning with the god of tech-nerds who went back and overthrew me in 1999 like a coloring book goddess that went colonial you know him he stole my final form but I’m back baby
August 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Couchsurfing is now a subscription website??? It’s been a long while since we’ve couchsurfed but we always had a blast — and I was really hoping to couchsurf Portugal. Sigh.

Do people really subscribe to websites that they’ll only use, for example, say yearly at most?
August 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I need to take some days this coming week and just get the fuck out of the house and outside whether it's just window shopping or reading a book in the park or whatever, to help train my body out of panic flight couchsurf mood and into something that can do more than just shrink minimize & withdraw
August 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Well, next time, you can couchsurf with us.. gratis!!
August 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Chris Kamara & Cheryl Cole's Croatian Couchsurf.
I swear production companies just have several sacks with
[Celebrity pairing]
[Foreign country]
[Mode of transport]
And every quarter they just see what they pull out.

Martin & Ronan Kemp's Irish Roadtrip.
August 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
trans + disabled in twin cities in between housing; couchsurf + aid request
bsky.app/profile/ouli...
- need a floor/couch to sleep on + a shower to use in mpls/stp metro from the 5th to EoM while apt finalises
- could use money for food &c in the meantime, or to get to + from chi to crash w friends there -
paypal.me/viceload ecovalid@venmo
$VICEY1LODE
- debt to university is cleared as of this week
August 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
trans + disabled in twin cities in between housing; couchsurf + aid request
bsky.app/profile/ouli...
- need a floor/couch to sleep on + a shower to use in mpls/stp metro from the 5th to EoM while apt finalises
- could use money for food &c in the meantime, or to get to + from chi to crash w friends there -
paypal.me/viceload ecovalid@venmo
$VICEY1LODE
- debt to university is cleared as of this week
August 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
trans + disabled in twin cities in between housing; couchsurf + aid request
bsky.app/profile/ouli...
- need a floor/couch to sleep on + a shower to use in mpls/stp metro from the 5th to EoM while apt finalises
- could use money for food &c in the meantime, or to get to + from chi to crash w friends there -
paypal.me/viceload ecovalid@venmo
$VICEY1LODE
- debt to university is cleared as of this week
August 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
problem of not having any in-person friends is i dont have anyone i can couchsurf with for the week or two i have coming up where things are gonna get kinda... yeesh
August 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Oh and those girls have no natural defenses against a quirked up scientist who looks like they couchsurf in Berlin
July 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
hey is there anyone in the seattle area i can couchsurf with temporarily?
July 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
this happens repeatedly. there has been so much of this. if you can't find a capitalist willing to work you, you either move back in with family or if that's not an option you couchsurf or if that's not an option you're properly homeless
July 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Gibt so Filterkannen, kenn die nur von nem Couchsurf-Urlaub, aber unser Host klang glücklich damit und das Wasser schmeckte gut.

Wenn es plötzlich auftaucht vielleicht aber auch mal beim Versorger nachfragen?
July 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
come august (july 21 really) pony is gonna need to couchsurf in oregon for abt a month. if anyone has someplace i can stay around portland please please help me out. the place i was supposed to stay is suddenly saying they have no room for me. i’m really desperate.
July 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I’m considered r worded and have a million health issues, so I can’t really immigrate anywhere. and i’m like a white creole mutt so i don’t think i have or am eligible for outside citizenship. so i’m roast beef or would have to couchsurf in canada lol
June 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
ahahaha ok ive been trying to crack open my vr headset again to get out of real life for a second and i keep accidentally cancelling the vrchat update and the couchsurf wifi just doesnt connect to that headset or this tablet for whatever reasonSO ITS GOING TO TAKE MORE TIME THAN IT ALREADY HAS YAY
June 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My favourite co-op bakery - the place that taught me how to laminate dough - is stuck in limbo having to couchsurf around various other independent cafes on the high street because the new developers suddenly jacked the price up by 2m. Not to mention the people who were gonna live there. Fuck GSA.
June 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
deeply regretting not doing my 20’s couchsurf traveling via rail. like the lake shore limited runs thru Buffalo, I could have been sleeping in coach with joints that could actually take it
June 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Doomscroll, clickbait, hatewatch, couchsurf, loan shark, mainstream, weedwhack, upgrade- fantastic little words whose whimsical quality is difficult to translate.
June 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I think the discomfort of community has a personal cost, and what that cost is fluctuates. I used to couchsurf with strangers and friends; I have slept in any number of questionable places.
June 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM