The Couchshagger can fuck all the way off.
March 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Couchshagger can fuck all the way off.
"I help with the kids."🙄😏
It's called parenting, Couchshagger. Not work experience week in school 🤦🏻♂️ #JDVance #VPOTUS #Vance.
It's called parenting, Couchshagger. Not work experience week in school 🤦🏻♂️ #JDVance #VPOTUS #Vance.
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September 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Any friend of the Couchshagger is a freak just by association!
July 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Any friend of the Couchshagger is a freak just by association!
I wouldn't even be allowed into the US under the current regime, mostly for using things like #TrumpIsACunt and #CouchShagger, just to ensure they get nice and angry for insulting their 'glorious' dictators... 🤣
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wouldn't even be allowed into the US under the current regime, mostly for using things like #TrumpIsACunt and #CouchShagger, just to ensure they get nice and angry for insulting their 'glorious' dictators... 🤣
Here comes President Couchshagger.
January 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Here comes President Couchshagger.
April 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Would they worship couchshagger the same way?
August 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Would they worship couchshagger the same way?
But mascara is OK. Just ask the couchshagger.
March 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
But mascara is OK. Just ask the couchshagger.
Pray for that magic Big Mac, I suppose. But, JD Couchshagger will do the same.
April 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pray for that magic Big Mac, I suppose. But, JD Couchshagger will do the same.
And couchshagger, you’d be a much kinder person if you weren’t such an asshole
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And couchshagger, you’d be a much kinder person if you weren’t such an asshole
June 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Does that explain why JD Couchshagger started out as a reasonably intelligent, if creepy, conventional Republican, until he converted to Catholicism and became an raving anti-constitutional facist Trumpsucker? Or is it just that waxwork Thiel told him to?
August 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Does that explain why JD Couchshagger started out as a reasonably intelligent, if creepy, conventional Republican, until he converted to Catholicism and became an raving anti-constitutional facist Trumpsucker? Or is it just that waxwork Thiel told him to?
I haven’t watched the footage of the Zelensky/Trump/CouchShagger chaos yesterday yet and I just don’t really want to either. Anyone else feel the same?
March 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I haven’t watched the footage of the Zelensky/Trump/CouchShagger chaos yesterday yet and I just don’t really want to either. Anyone else feel the same?
The Vance memes are out of control.
March 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
JD, the couchshagger. Of course he wants to be POTUS.
July 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
JD, the couchshagger. Of course he wants to be POTUS.
Vance's kid should be able to grow up safely, sure. Just like all those Ukrainian kids that the Rapist's buttboy Putin is murdering, and the couchshagger says he doesn't care about.
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Vance's kid should be able to grow up safely, sure. Just like all those Ukrainian kids that the Rapist's buttboy Putin is murdering, and the couchshagger says he doesn't care about.
Theology + Truth = Contradiction of terms for CouchShagger.
He should follow his wife as a Hindu.
He should follow his wife as a Hindu.
April 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Theology + Truth = Contradiction of terms for CouchShagger.
He should follow his wife as a Hindu.
He should follow his wife as a Hindu.
Find the Couchshagger, and protest him again wherever he hides.
March 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Find the Couchshagger, and protest him again wherever he hides.
I swear on my life that Facebook delivered this to my newsfeed just as it appears here! 😂
#couchshagger
#couchshagger
March 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I swear on my life that Facebook delivered this to my newsfeed just as it appears here! 😂
#couchshagger
#couchshagger
#Trumpland
Talk about the gall of #CouchShagger coming over to Europe and lecturing about 'freedom of speech'
#ClownsIdiots
Talk about the gall of #CouchShagger coming over to Europe and lecturing about 'freedom of speech'
#ClownsIdiots
March 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#Trumpland
Talk about the gall of #CouchShagger coming over to Europe and lecturing about 'freedom of speech'
#ClownsIdiots
Talk about the gall of #CouchShagger coming over to Europe and lecturing about 'freedom of speech'
#ClownsIdiots
Couple of days ago I shared a lift at Gatwick with a family with 3 kids under about 6; let me reassure the couchshagger that stealing other people's kids is the last thing on my mind.
August 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Couple of days ago I shared a lift at Gatwick with a family with 3 kids under about 6; let me reassure the couchshagger that stealing other people's kids is the last thing on my mind.
Nah. When the Rapist goes, Waxwork Thiel and the Couchshagger take over. They'll be even more Project 25 than the orange corpse, and any outrage they commit will always be because "Our saviour and eternal inspiration, St Donald of Pedo, wrote it down before he was taken from us unto heaven..."
September 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nah. When the Rapist goes, Waxwork Thiel and the Couchshagger take over. They'll be even more Project 25 than the orange corpse, and any outrage they commit will always be because "Our saviour and eternal inspiration, St Donald of Pedo, wrote it down before he was taken from us unto heaven..."
Looking forward to the Rapist-in-Chief and the Couchshagger-in-chief telling Putin to pay up and be thankful.
March 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Looking forward to the Rapist-in-Chief and the Couchshagger-in-chief telling Putin to pay up and be thankful.
I doubt Lil' Marco, Pickled Pete, The Couchshagger, or Diaper Don will ever have the courage to show up in Kyiv!
February 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I doubt Lil' Marco, Pickled Pete, The Couchshagger, or Diaper Don will ever have the courage to show up in Kyiv!