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The biggest shock to the World economy since the second World War..
This is the Labour supporting Daily Mirror front page...
'Harry's charity probe'
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#bbcqt
The biggest shock to the World economy since the second World War..
This is the Labour supporting Daily Mirror front page...
'Harry's charity probe'
#TomorrowsPapersToday
#bbcqt
April 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
#CouldntMakeItUp ⤵️
The biggest shock to the World economy since the second World War..
This is the Labour supporting Daily Mirror front page...
'Harry's charity probe'
#TomorrowsPapersToday
#bbcqt
The biggest shock to the World economy since the second World War..
This is the Labour supporting Daily Mirror front page...
'Harry's charity probe'
#TomorrowsPapersToday
#bbcqt
I know, its so cynical 😖 Our new Vet is called Helen and has a female border terrier of her own, the same age as Heidi, so we get great care now! 😄 #CouldntMakeItUp
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I know, its so cynical 😖 Our new Vet is called Helen and has a female border terrier of her own, the same age as Heidi, so we get great care now! 😄 #CouldntMakeItUp
Sunak's unforgiveable D-Day blunder seems to be taking up all the news oxygen, but it's worth noting that on @LBC earlier the Children's Minister, David Johnston, admitted he didn't know how much child benefit is. The Children's Minister. #couldntmakeitup
June 7, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Sunak's unforgiveable D-Day blunder seems to be taking up all the news oxygen, but it's worth noting that on @LBC earlier the Children's Minister, David Johnston, admitted he didn't know how much child benefit is. The Children's Minister. #couldntmakeitup
March 6, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Oh dear. The Lib Dem pick for elected metro mayor doesn't actually agree with the role. #CouldntMakeItUp
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Lib Dems Cambridgeshire and Peterborough mayoral candidate voted against the creation of the role
She vows to put Peterborough on the map if elected
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January 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh dear. The Lib Dem pick for elected metro mayor doesn't actually agree with the role. #CouldntMakeItUp
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Ok, so who had "Tories calling Brexit a bad idea" on their bingo card for January? I need to know what lottery number to pick #couldntmakeitup #toryshambles
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Ok, so who had "Tories calling Brexit a bad idea" on their bingo card for January? I need to know what lottery number to pick #couldntmakeitup #toryshambles
🤣🤣🤣 ceramic bowls taste better billy! Glad its not giving your mam gyp but its a cost we could both do without. My dad did his on an almond over christmas so its his turn next week 🤪 #CouldntMakeItUp
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
🤣🤣🤣 ceramic bowls taste better billy! Glad its not giving your mam gyp but its a cost we could both do without. My dad did his on an almond over christmas so its his turn next week 🤪 #CouldntMakeItUp
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html
We knew it all along: British men have bigger penises tha...
But British men are less well endowed than the Germans, r...
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November 25, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
@lucyrigby.bsky.social @RachelReevesMP #LabourHypocrisy proposed @HS2ltd project,Tories started to build it @teamlabouruk.bsky.social wanted to stop it, it was scaled back going as far as Birmingham, now #Labour Hypocrites banging on about building a railway they campaigns to stop #Couldntmakeitup
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 PM
@lucyrigby.bsky.social @RachelReevesMP #LabourHypocrisy proposed @HS2ltd project,Tories started to build it @teamlabouruk.bsky.social wanted to stop it, it was scaled back going as far as Birmingham, now #Labour Hypocrites banging on about building a railway they campaigns to stop #Couldntmakeitup
@BBCWomansHour's now running a piece on white women stealing black women's arses...
#couldntmakeitup
#couldntmakeitup
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
@BBCWomansHour's now running a piece on white women stealing black women's arses...
#couldntmakeitup
#couldntmakeitup
Kemi Badenoch channels Gordon Gekko #couldntmakeitup
Like many on the political right, Badenoch confuses activity and purpose.
December 12, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Kemi Badenoch channels Gordon Gekko #couldntmakeitup
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html
We knew it all along: British men have bigger penises tha...
But British men are less well endowed than the Germans, r...
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html
'Ophiuchus'. Is that Latin for 'oh, for fuck's sake'? #newzodiacsign #couldntmakeitup #ohwaittheyjustdid
November 8, 2024 at 4:47 PM
'Ophiuchus'. Is that Latin for 'oh, for fuck's sake'? #newzodiacsign #couldntmakeitup #ohwaittheyjustdid
'Isn't that going to damage your lens?' #couldntmakeitup
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January 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
'Isn't that going to damage your lens?' #couldntmakeitup
This reads like a @newsbiscuit headline but actually it's from The Guardian http://gu.com/p/3n38m/tw via @guardian #couldntmakeitup #x100
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December 6, 2024 at 2:59 AM
This reads like a @newsbiscuit headline but actually it's from The Guardian http://gu.com/p/3n38m/tw via @guardian #couldntmakeitup #x100
Amazingly, tar sands oil (dilbit) is exempt from the usual 8c/barrel oil spill levy. #CouldntMakeItUp <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/exxon-wont-pay-cleanup-fund-because-arkansas-oil-spill-isnt-oil.html" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/exxon-wont-pay-cleanup-fund-because-arkansas-oil-spill-isnt-oil.html
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November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Amazingly, tar sands oil (dilbit) is exempt from the usual 8c/barrel oil spill levy. #CouldntMakeItUp <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/exxon-wont-pay-cleanup-fund-because-arkansas-oil-spill-isnt-oil.html" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/exxon-wont-pay-cleanup-fund-because-arkansas-oil-spill-isnt-oil.html
Can't wait to see King Kenny in his Craig Bellamy is innocent and definitely not a racist tshirt... #LFC #DutchCunt #CouldntMakeItUp
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can't wait to see King Kenny in his Craig Bellamy is innocent and definitely not a racist tshirt... #LFC #DutchCunt #CouldntMakeItUp
Hacking comes to the countryside http://bit.ly/xvafvJ #hacking #horse #couldntmakeitup h/t @paulwaugh
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November 25, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Hacking comes to the countryside http://bit.ly/xvafvJ #hacking #horse #couldntmakeitup h/t @paulwaugh
New research on overeating from Dr Burger, covered by @jonahlehrer http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/why-do-people-eat-too-much-2/ #couldntmakeitup
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
New research on overeating from Dr Burger, covered by @jonahlehrer http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/why-do-people-eat-too-much-2/ #couldntmakeitup