#CounterSurfing
No, mom, I have no idea how the sour cream ended up on the floor 🤷 #countersurfing #naughtylist #dogsofbluesky
December 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Countersurfing is their love language
January 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thanks for everything big man. You were countersurfing right to the end.
June 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Luna’s favorite pastime 🙄 countersurfing 🤣🏄‍♀️🥩🥓🧀
#lunatoo #dogs
October 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I cannot believe the cheek of this, she’s not only countersurfing right in front of me, she then LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER as if she’s worried about being caught by some other random who might come in?!?!

Countersurfing in front of me, not a little dog concern, apparently! 😱
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Countersurfing 🤩🤩 for my favorite biscuits 😋
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I mean, did you even ASK him? I bet he did! You just ASSUME it's your sweet, innocent dog who has a very lengthy and detailed history of countersurfing that is well known to the entire Internet. Really rude, actually. 😁
May 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I don’t know how long this dog went without food but she’s determined to eat everything she can find. 😔 #RDRNYC #Effie #RescuePoodle #CounterSurfing #WhatsForDinner #ThisIsTexas #DoBetter
January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“You KNOW I can’t reach the back of the stove or remove a cast iron pot lid without opposing thumbs. And it’s just a guess, but I think your chicken and rice needs more salt.”
#CounterSurfing #GermanShepherd #DogsofX #DogsofInstagram #DogsofTikTok #DogsofBluesky #WorkingDog #K9 #Dog #HouseWolf
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
By no means countersurfing. Simply counter inspection.
December 9, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Fun fact: I just got in trouble the other night for doing that. I also was successfully able to knock one of the dinners my dad was making for me on the floor.🤣
#CounterSurfing
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
To be perfectly fair, I should report that he was sniffing around the ground for dropped pieces of duck, NOT countersurfing. Hundo was helping clean up, daddy is a messy cook!
September 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Countersurfing??? Unbelievable!
June 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What the heck is countersurfing?
May 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
My dearly departed Lab mix also got garbage intoxication aka garbage gut. She was tripping hard from the mycotoxins. Nearly died. But recovered & went on to live another 15 chaotic years and was even countersurfing on her last day. Cancer got her at 17.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And I thought my dogs’ countersurfing was bad. 🤣
March 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
i think maybe there’s some regret in countersurfing for a fatty bit of steak
March 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My childhood wheaten was a whiz at countersurfing.

And peanut butter is a reasonable ask honestly. Makes rice cakes much better.
July 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
In an attempt to stop the dog from countersurfing for a piece of toffee cake whilst carrying in today's dry laundry, guess who valiantly jumped forward, twisted his foot whilst simultaneously bashing all 5 toes on the kitchen door and is now using a bag of frozen peppers to combat the swelling.
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August 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Splain to me why countersurfing is sooooo bad? We each had 2 cans of wet food, we have dry food and had our biscuits. But you left that ham sammich close to the edge of table and I had to save it before Gracie or Murphy got it. A little more mayo next time ok?
~ Sadie xoxo
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 AM
My turn:

3 Things That Have Annoyed Me Today

1) That my puppy is still countersurfing and chewing things to bits;

2) That a fault with Wordpress seems to be chewing up my little blog;

3) That I’ve found an already opened bottle of wine in the winefridge from goodness knows when.
October 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
It’s going to be dog cookies for my countersurfing Golden.
December 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
In last 15 minutes, I apologize to the dog for accusing him of countersurfing.

Killed the bug the gray cat was causing the counter calamity over.

Pee-potted the dog. Told the dog to stop fucking with the cats six times.

And almost passed out from the heart thingy Cedars will fix on Wednesday.
May 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Countersurfing little BASTARD
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Ah, interesting. I need to up my game with feline linguistics. The breadth of her vocabulary is way more than what I was expecting.

Countersurfing. 😆 Isn't that called the "zoomies"?
January 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM