I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
July 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
saw a commercial for countertops
April 17, 2024 at 12:09 PM
saw a commercial for countertops
Back to sitting on countertops
July 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Back to sitting on countertops
Those countertops always get in the way of the high shelves...everyone knows that's where the tastiest stuff is!
May 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Those countertops always get in the way of the high shelves...everyone knows that's where the tastiest stuff is!
I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time.
April 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time.
I'm in Spatchula City of countertops
March 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm in Spatchula City of countertops
"Good thing you sprang for the-
*SLAM*
-industrial countertops"
*SLAM*
-industrial countertops"
June 27, 2026 at 10:37 AM
"Good thing you sprang for the-
*SLAM*
-industrial countertops"
*SLAM*
-industrial countertops"
Checking the integrity of my countertops.
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Checking the integrity of my countertops.
it's bullshit we only have countertops in kitchens. every room should have countertops so we have places to put all our stuff
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
it's bullshit we only have countertops in kitchens. every room should have countertops so we have places to put all our stuff
i tried to make a tree on my countertops w epoxy. kinda are kinda didn’t
December 10, 2024 at 2:32 AM
i tried to make a tree on my countertops w epoxy. kinda are kinda didn’t
My countertops are ready a week early! 😁
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My countertops are ready a week early! 😁
i’m sick of these granite countertops i want new ones made from the bones of my enemies
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
i’m sick of these granite countertops i want new ones made from the bones of my enemies
Only a few glasses of wine and I'm climbing countertops
June 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Only a few glasses of wine and I'm climbing countertops
I have to pick between one of these two countertops with white cabinets
March 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have to pick between one of these two countertops with white cabinets
When your wife leaves the house for a couple hours so you can take all the shit off the kitchen countertops >>>
May 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When your wife leaves the house for a couple hours so you can take all the shit off the kitchen countertops >>>
We’re cleaning the countertops, honest 🤓
October 23, 2023 at 1:47 PM
We’re cleaning the countertops, honest 🤓
ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.
Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.
That’s not making America great again.
Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.
That’s not making America great again.
South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell'
A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.
blockclubchicago.org
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.
Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.
That’s not making America great again.
Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.
That’s not making America great again.
Who gets the granite countertops in the Paxton divorce?
July 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Who gets the granite countertops in the Paxton divorce?
The Sims (2000)
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Sims (2000)
Bam is back, so settle in and watch your countertops because she’s returning to knock everything off of them this weekend in a new exclusive set.
November 13, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Bam is back, so settle in and watch your countertops because she’s returning to knock everything off of them this weekend in a new exclusive set.
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem.
Thousands of U.S. countertop workers could have damaged lungs, safety expert says
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem.
n.pr
May 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem.
Some safety experts want California to stop the cutting of quartz countertops saying it can't be done safely. Lawmakers, meanwhile, contemplate a ban on workers' lawsuits against quartz manufacturers.
Kitchen countertop workers are dying. Some lawmakers want to ban their lawsuits
Some safety experts want California to stop the cutting of quartz countertops saying it can't be done safely. Lawmakers, meanwhile, contemplate a ban on workers' lawsuits against quartz manufacturers.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Some safety experts want California to stop the cutting of quartz countertops saying it can't be done safely. Lawmakers, meanwhile, contemplate a ban on workers' lawsuits against quartz manufacturers.
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem. n.pr/4tRh1O0
Thousands of U.S. countertop workers could have damaged lungs, safety expert says
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem.
n.pr
May 18, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Over 550 men in California have fallen ill after cutting natural or factory-made stone countertops. But epidemiologists say this isn't just a California problem. n.pr/4tRh1O0
This isn't my usual content but there's infuriating, anti-labor legislation being weighed right now in the US to protect quartz manufacturers from consequences for their product causing silicosis in stone cutters at alarming rates- everyone needs to know about it:
www.cbsnews.com/news/silicos...
www.cbsnews.com/news/silicos...
Disease once linked to mining hits workers in countertops industry
Crystalline silica, which is released into the air when workers cut and polish engineered stone for kitchen countertops, can scar human lungs beyond repair.
www.cbsnews.com
March 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This isn't my usual content but there's infuriating, anti-labor legislation being weighed right now in the US to protect quartz manufacturers from consequences for their product causing silicosis in stone cutters at alarming rates- everyone needs to know about it:
www.cbsnews.com/news/silicos...
www.cbsnews.com/news/silicos...
July 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM