#Crab
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
whysharksmatter.bsky.social
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
September 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
banditelli.org
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
spectralidax.bsky.social
Crab mech crab mech crab mech
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
knabewolf.bsky.social
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
slopmoding.bsky.social Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · Mar 8
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
merriam-webster.com
*crab-walked
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
valentinolasso.bsky.social
CRAB🦀✨
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
idolomantises.bsky.social
Crab Spider
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
ichanjoe.bsky.social
Horseshoe Crab dragon
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: at a house party, a guy is standing next to his buddy, a human-size horseshoe crab. They’re both holding red solo cups. The guy is looking to the other side of the room and excitedly says to the crab, “hey, there’s another horseshoe crab here!” The crab replies, “ugh.” Panel 2: the guy says, “what’s wrong?” The crab says, “he’s one of those guys who flaunts it too much.” Panel 3: we see the other horseshoe crab in question, engaged in conversation with a group of smiling people standing around him. This second horseshoe crab is wearing a cap with a horseshoe on it, and a novelty t-shirt that reads: I SURVIVED 5 MASS EXTINCTIONS. IS IT FRIDAY YET?
April 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
nameshiv.bsky.social
18 years ago I stopped eating crab when I discovered my crab allergy via a really bad reaction and anyway last night I discovered that it was actually just spoiled crab 18 yrs back and I do not have a crab allergy fml
October 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
theonion.com
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
March 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
langurlover.bsky.social
Happy International Manatee Day!!! Such unique and interesting creatures!
Manatee Approaches Crab, Crab Swims Away
Alt: Manatee Approaches Crab, Crab Swims Away
static.klipy.com
September 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
junlper.beer
transgender is like crab rangoon
February 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
mattielubchansky.com
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A
HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
July 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
koyamori.bsky.social
mega crab
#art
A giant crab hovers above Feasting on star shards
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
zacthompson.bsky.social
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
July 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
September 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
nerdjpg.com
crab lamp
Standard Specialty Company Crab lamp $70
January 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
beetlemoses.bsky.social
Classic
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a teacher in front of a classroom of students says to a Japanese spider crab sitting in the back of class, “no… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the crab is studying next to a stack of books in a library late at night. Panel 3: the crab stands triumphantly at a podium with his claw in the air in front of a cheering crowd. There is a flag waving in the crowd that says: YES WE CRAB
April 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
danliimatta.bsky.social
Updated my first post here a little, the ol' crab
Crab in a tree
September 7, 2026 at 6:14 AM
noppixels.bsky.social
crab time
September 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
sharley.bsky.social
crab🦀
October 17, 2024 at 8:19 AM