#CrackTheories
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silversylveon.bsky.social
Tip: Make something mysterious so people can make cracktheories about it.

For example, Starbucks. I am one of the few people who knows what my friends use it as a codeword for.

Also see: Roaring Knight theories
February 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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August 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
alecasnotebook.bsky.social
My fuckass cracktheories #art #comic #terriblewritingadvice #fanart
So this is my backstory for CEO and Consp (NOT A SHIP). So everyone knows or it's been hinted/became a bit that CEO got rich by polluting the planet, killing baby seals, and trademarking the concept of trademarks. But realistically (omg twa referencing real life? HERESY!) that's impossible and he'd need some good ol' generational wealth behind that as well as some knowledge in economics in order to create megacorp. So what if CEO used to be part of the conspiracy and learned how to manipulate the world from the shadows? Basically, CEO was working his way to the top of the ranks and almost able to obtain the immortality that comes with it. but unlike the other conspirators, he valued money over power even though he admired Consp a LOT and even saw him as a father figure in some fucked up way. So when CEO shared his ideas and plans for gaining mass (but extremely short term) wealth at the expense of the long term economy, environment, and literally everything, the rest of the VERY IMMORTAL AND VERY UNABLE TO BENEFIT FROM SHORT-TERM PROFIT conspirators kicked him out, with Consp himself telling him he was "an incompetent fool and a liability to his plan" Later when Consp shows up at Megacorp, CEO genuinely thought he was a ghost since he didn't know about the immortality and thought his "father" was back to haunt him or something. Consp doesn't recognize CEO at all after he's aged so much
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
monkeyraz.bsky.social
I dont mind cracktheories at all! They're very fun and I'm open to whatever happens, it's just that Im personally the kind of fantheorist who's basically just a dot connector. I like connecting dots (receipts) to figure out the most likely path, to analyse the narrative structure. Thats my hobby lol
June 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
jorjeezealien.neocities.org
#deltarune #homestuck #cracktheories
January 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i-can-do-it.bsky.social
Oh, Lucifer drew Bambi with an upside down cross on his forehead on the mug. Modern times use it to represent the anti-christ, the son of Lucifer. #hazbinhotel #cracktheories #alastorisLuciferson #someonewriteit #charlie
June 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
geeklikeagirl.bsky.social
Anyways, that's our crack theory. Most likely not going to be canon or true, but it's fun to think about and imagine.

#Alastor #Niffty #HazbinHotel #CrackTheories #VivienneMedrano #AmirTalai #KimikoGlenn #HellWeHaveTooManyTheories #ThisIsWorseThanGravityFallsOrTheOwlHouse
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
generaltekno.bttoons.com
I need to know which of them is the top

This validates Megatron/Dinobot "Megatron never got over his ex" cracktheories and I'm sure whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing.
January 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
rotomi.bsky.social
i have a headache today i get to make all the cracktheories i want ok
rotomi.bsky.social Rotomi @rotomi.bsky.social · Dec 22
- "If you follow the same path as everyone else, you won't pass through here."
- "Whether 11 hours or 11 years, DELTARUNE will be waiting."
- coldwater and tail of hell have 11 thingies
- 11+9=20 hp, 11x9=99 stats
#Undertale #Deltarune
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM