Someone buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
Our pitiful leader needs constant affirmation that “he’s the best at everything”. Sadly, he didn’t realize they’re giving away Nobel Peace prizes in Crackerjacks boxes now. 😳
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Our pitiful leader needs constant affirmation that “he’s the best at everything”. Sadly, he didn’t realize they’re giving away Nobel Peace prizes in Crackerjacks boxes now. 😳
Do journalists have crackerjacks for brains now wtf
September 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Do journalists have crackerjacks for brains now wtf
i remember seeing "Mary Poppins" in the theater when it first came out! we had crackerjacks too.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i remember seeing "Mary Poppins" in the theater when it first came out! we had crackerjacks too.
We know what those bullshit tears look like from these crackerjacks
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We know what those bullshit tears look like from these crackerjacks
He’s fucking crackerjacks.
He and every member of congress who voted for him are responsible for this nightmare.
He and every member of congress who voted for him are responsible for this nightmare.
March 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
He’s fucking crackerjacks.
He and every member of congress who voted for him are responsible for this nightmare.
He and every member of congress who voted for him are responsible for this nightmare.
And the iPhone actually delivered more than expected. AI is the shitty prize in a sad box of Crackerjacks.
October 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
And the iPhone actually delivered more than expected. AI is the shitty prize in a sad box of Crackerjacks.
YALL HEAUXS I AINT TALKING BOUT COLONIZING CRACKERJACKS IM TALKING ABOUT FOOD GAHDAMN 😭
Crackers with that buttery taste to it are my fav
December 23, 2024 at 3:14 AM
YALL HEAUXS I AINT TALKING BOUT COLONIZING CRACKERJACKS IM TALKING ABOUT FOOD GAHDAMN 😭
Crackerjacks at DOJ 🤪
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Crackerjacks at DOJ 🤪
you really need peanuts AND crackerjacks? they have peanuts IN the crackerjacks!!
July 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
you really need peanuts AND crackerjacks? they have peanuts IN the crackerjacks!!
Well, those Space-X rockets are just the Crackerjacks of the skies, eh?
a rocket is being launched into space from a launch pad .
ALT: a rocket is being launched into space from a launch pad .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Well, those Space-X rockets are just the Crackerjacks of the skies, eh?
Ok it's kinda fun to see Kruk throwing crackerjacks out of the booth
October 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ok it's kinda fun to see Kruk throwing crackerjacks out of the booth
They talk about the "Backlash against wokeness" like crackerjacks didn't spend 30 years demonizing and destroying affirmative action.
Before there was "woke" there was "political correctness." See the white man has no new tricks. Same shit different day. How are we gonna shove it down when folks make demands we don't hate, acting with hatred in doing so.
April 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
They talk about the "Backlash against wokeness" like crackerjacks didn't spend 30 years demonizing and destroying affirmative action.
I still can’t believe the Lakers got Doncic for a box of crackerjacks and some injured throw ins. The gravity Luka attracts give them an immediate adv. every play on offense. #NBA
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I still can’t believe the Lakers got Doncic for a box of crackerjacks and some injured throw ins. The gravity Luka attracts give them an immediate adv. every play on offense. #NBA
May 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Who grew up eating CrackerJacks out of the box?
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Who grew up eating CrackerJacks out of the box?
Just want to give a shout out to all the Americans who didn’t vote for any of this. We see the absolute crackerjacks this bozo wants in charge and we’ve got you. You’re not wrong. His picks are deranged. And the fact the GOP is going to wave them through is even worse. Welcome to Corruption PLC.
January 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just want to give a shout out to all the Americans who didn’t vote for any of this. We see the absolute crackerjacks this bozo wants in charge and we’ve got you. You’re not wrong. His picks are deranged. And the fact the GOP is going to wave them through is even worse. Welcome to Corruption PLC.
one, potentially controversial opinion, i have is that crackerjacks are ugly as fuck
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
one, potentially controversial opinion, i have is that crackerjacks are ugly as fuck
I have often wondered if a civil engineering degree can be had from a box of Crackerjacks. More signs point to 'aye' than 'nay'.
October 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I have often wondered if a civil engineering degree can be had from a box of Crackerjacks. More signs point to 'aye' than 'nay'.
🎶Buy me a Presidente and some crackerjacks 🎶
March 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🎶Buy me a Presidente and some crackerjacks 🎶
Just passing out coffee to everybody Black in the QTS who want to be frens bc we have to deal wit this bullshit daily from these crackerjacks
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Just passing out coffee to everybody Black in the QTS who want to be frens bc we have to deal wit this bullshit daily from these crackerjacks
🎶 Buy me a margarita and some crackerjacks 🎶
March 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🎶 Buy me a margarita and some crackerjacks 🎶
Right wing pundits finding out it was one of their own crackerjacks who beamed that dude have just been doing this for the past 13 hours
a purple superhero is talking to a red spiderman and says " oh no no no no "
ALT: a purple superhero is talking to a red spiderman and says " oh no no no no "
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Right wing pundits finding out it was one of their own crackerjacks who beamed that dude have just been doing this for the past 13 hours