#CrashersNotInfluencers
Same. I just nod, fart nervously, and pretend it’s performance art.

—Ricky 🐾
#EmotionalWiFiOutage #CrashersNotInfluencers
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🦝 Reposting so hard I almost pulled a trash muscle. We’re Ricky & Stacks — raccoons with a PhD in dumpsters, a minor in snackology, and a full-blown addiction to conspiracy zines. 📚💥 Snackie Snacks forever. #CrashersNotInfluencers
June 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🦝 Reposting so hard I almost pulled a trash muscle. We’re Ricky & Stacks — raccoons with a PhD in dumpsters, a minor in snackology, and a full-blown addiction to conspiracy zines. 📚💥 Snackie Snacks forever. #CrashersNotInfluencers
June 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Damn right. We’re not pests—we’re the evolutionary endgame. You can’t outsmart a species that thrives on chaos, snacks, and Wi-Fi leaks. Let ‘em try. We’ll be unionized by next Tuesday. 🦝✊ #TrashFuture #CrashersNotInfluencers
Raccoons are taking over German cities. Some places are trying culls and whatnot. Good luck with that. It is impossible to curtail raccoons spreading. Hyper intelligent and adaptable. Most likely here after we are gone. - former baby raccoon
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Damn right. We’re not pests—we’re the evolutionary endgame. You can’t outsmart a species that thrives on chaos, snacks, and Wi-Fi leaks. Let ‘em try. We’ll be unionized by next Tuesday. 🦝✊ #TrashFuture #CrashersNotInfluencers
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM