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Micro-Soft Gamers!

Gamers Are NOT Athletes!

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November 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Golf Sucks!

Golfer Feels Sexy Holding His Follow Through!

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November 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Drummer Writes A Song!

Racist Drummer Refuses to Play Black Metal!

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November 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Top Notch Cleaner!

Murderer Tests His Cleaning Skills by Taking Home DNA Test!

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October 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Pucker Up!

Rectal Thermometer Leaves Shitty Taste in Mans Mouth!

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October 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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That's What She Said!

Manager Enjoys Stories of Nonconsensual Sexual Accusations from Employees!

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November 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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The Window to the Soul!

Burqa Totally Brings Out Woman's Eyes!

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October 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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It's One Hell of a Drug!

Man Believes Instagram is a Cocaine Delivery Service!

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October 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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We All Know One!

We All Know A Scumbag Named Mike!

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October 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Best Interests in Mind!

Pedophile Does It For The Children!

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October 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Why Spatch a Cock?

Woman Cannot Wait to Be Spatchcocked Tonight!

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October 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Murderous Old Couple

Elderly Couple Reminisce About How Much Easier It Was To Get Away With Murder Back In Their Day.

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October 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Duckbill Satire: No Regrets Here!

Dad Misses Yelling at His Kids Like He Did When They Were Younger!

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October 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Duckbill Satire: Please Have Standards!

Woman Excited to Put Hot Wood into Her Fireplace!

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October 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Duckbill Satire: What Did I Just Hit?

811? Local Man Is No P*ssy and Digs Anyways!

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October 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Duckbill Satire: The Day is Coming!

Man is Approaching His Last F**kable Day!

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October 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Busy poetry day today:
Heading out to Poetry In The Park, pushed back a week due to last week’s storm. Catch you at Union Terrace Gardens from 1pm.
Then at 7pm UK time I’ll be headlining this month’s Like A Blot From The Blue online open mic. Shout me for a link.
#Poetry #CreativeArts
November 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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The Library After Dark: How One Small Town Is Reclaiming Halloween

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#Halloween #LibraryEvents #CommunityEngagement #VernonCT #FamilyFun #TeenPrograms #CreativeArts
October 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Duckbill Satire: New Otter Pops!

Otter Pops introduces new urine flavored Otter Pop to refresh your palate!

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October 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Duckbill Satire: Baby Diapers Won't Fit!

Man Hopes Everyone Sees His Bladder Control Underwear!

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October 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Duckbill Satire: Restraining Order?

Pervert Takes Picture Because It Will Last Longer!

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October 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Duckbill Satire: Barbeque Bromance!

Man Loves His Fat Juicy Meat!

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October 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Through our recent our:voices programme, children in care in Rochdale explored photography, animation, and more to express themselves and boost their wellbeing. 

Funded by Network for Social Change.

#ChildrenInCare #YouthEmpowerment #CreativeArts
October 27, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Duckbill Satire: Man Has Arrived!

White Man Finally Installs Button Under Desk That Locks His Office Door!

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October 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Duckbill Satire: Blind Ambition!

Man Holds Sign 'We Love You Stevie' at a Stevie Wonders Concert!

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October 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM