#Credentials
impeccable weird car credentials here from bluesky's ceo
1980s era Gurgel.
November 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Kotaro Uchikoshi: Having the worst crashout of his life over using AI and ruining his entire career and credentials

Kazutaka Kodaka side plot:
November 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
IME a lot of NYT readers vastly underestimate the credentials of most independent journalists.
counterpoint: while the nyt et al aren’t remotely above criticism, journalism is defined by a set of editorial processes, and a lot of people who at best blog their opinions and have never reported a school board meeting more or less advocate for the destruction of journalism qua journalism
I almost respect a rightwing partisan hack more than a supposed neutral journalist because their motives are made plain. A journalist will look you right in the eye and tell you that the rightwing outcomes they are obviously agitating for are neutral and, in fact, noble of them to pursue...
November 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
….if I had White House press credentials….
November 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
If anyone ever doubted my lesbian credentials I knew nothing about Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress but watched it exclusively because of this gif.
October 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Israel’s first ambassador to Somaliland presents credentials in Hargeisa https://aje.news/022fj8
November 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Apparently Bloomberg reported that 12 of Mike Lawler's canvassers are suing his campaign for a bait and switch, not paying what they were promised, and discriminating against them for complaining.

Lawler's response? He's revoked all their reporters' credentials.
November 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"My leftist credentials? I voted for [leans over] Molly. Do you know Molly?"
November 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
okay fuck it, I submitted for SEMA credentials and maybe I am flying out to Vegas last minute
October 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
As far as how hackers reach stuff that's not on the internet - it takes surprisingly few security lapses to compromise most businesses internally. You phish one person you use their credentials to move laterally inside their corporate network, you find someone with the rights to overheat the fridges
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
What's more terrifying is people giving AI their bank credentials.
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Can it really be called a theft? After all, if the guy has the access credentials, then the crypto is rightfully his!
October 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Also, the ersatz AO3 site said writers needed to write to them with their AO3 login credentials, so the idea that they were also doing identity theft is high.
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
How to manage credentials and secrets safely in R

#rstats
How to manage credentials and secrets safely in R
If you have ever received an embarrassing message with a warning saying that you may have published your credentials or secrets when publishing your code, you know what I'm talking…
datascienceplus.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This is how the essay begins: "Let me begin by laying out my leftist credentials. In second grade, I sided with the Indians over the cowboys."

STAGGERING lack of self awareness
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I need to get credentials ASAP
November 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
No matter how flexible I try to be with the premise, the whole basis of Jay Gatsby's character is that he is a fraud. So cop Great Gatsby means, what, he's not a real detective? He faked his credentials?
Network head: You get that pitch for a _Great Gatsby_ TV series?
Exec: Sure did boss, real fuckin stupid just like you asked.
Network head: what.
October 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"It's okay, we have a VPN" only works as far as '... until someone phishes the VPN login credentials' :(
As far as how hackers reach stuff that's not on the internet - it takes surprisingly few security lapses to compromise most businesses internally. You phish one person you use their credentials to move laterally inside their corporate network, you find someone with the rights to overheat the fridges
November 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
If you're a GOP Congressman and can't handle BLOOMBERG at your events...
November 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
*also is unable to pee diapers that often with how dry it is out here* Please just take my credentials away at this point.
November 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Fox should lose it's press credentials.
TRUMP: Europe has been good. They just gave the US the greatest gift were ever given. You know what it was? Greenland. We got Greenland

KILMEADE: Well, it's a military deal, right?

TRUMP: Only Lawrence could've negotiated a better deal

EARHARDT: Mr President, thank you so much for joining us
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'm 99% sure he has zero idea who I am, but he immediately agreed (and yes, I did share my work credentials, haha.)

These officials are going to be so chuffed when they see this, and he just proves again and again he uses his platform and power for good.
November 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM