Pokémon Lipitor and Pokémon Crestor
August 5, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Pokémon Lipitor and Pokémon Crestor
Trying Lipitor (atorvastatin) tonight after crashing and burning with Crestor (rosuvastatin). Let's see if this one makes me wish I were dead!
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Trying Lipitor (atorvastatin) tonight after crashing and burning with Crestor (rosuvastatin). Let's see if this one makes me wish I were dead!
Crestor is not what I had in mind.
September 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Crestor is not what I had in mind.
Doc says my blood is cholesterolmaxxing, yeeting Crestor at it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Doc says my blood is cholesterolmaxxing, yeeting Crestor at it.
Lol I have taken rosuvastatin (Crestor) for the first time and am having my first Restless Leg Syndrome episode in fucking years. So that's not going to work and also I guess I'm not sleeping tonight
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Lol I have taken rosuvastatin (Crestor) for the first time and am having my first Restless Leg Syndrome episode in fucking years. So that's not going to work and also I guess I'm not sleeping tonight
Still waiting for my Crestor 2: Electric Boogaloo.
September 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Still waiting for my Crestor 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Crestor, Galdar y Valsartan, los magos que traen regalos el seis de enero.
February 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Crestor, Galdar y Valsartan, los magos que traen regalos el seis de enero.
I wish somebody would just take his Crestor away
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I wish somebody would just take his Crestor away
I'm red pilled but it's just my Crestor.
I'm red pilled but it's just from the red M&Ms from the Christmas bag.
I’m red pilled but it’s just from Hot Tamales candies from Dollar General
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm red pilled but it's just my Crestor.
For the first time ever, my cholesterol was "perfect" according to my doctor (thanks, generic Crestor)
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
For the first time ever, my cholesterol was "perfect" according to my doctor (thanks, generic Crestor)
Crestor ( statin) is not a miracle drug
November 21, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Crestor ( statin) is not a miracle drug
Good morning!
Looks like I’m on a roll for good blood work. 3 months (well more like 2 months since I didn’t take it consistently while I tried to work out the disturbed sleep & headaches side effects) on Crestor. Gotta get better about taking fish oil … but I’ll take these numbers!
Looks like I’m on a roll for good blood work. 3 months (well more like 2 months since I didn’t take it consistently while I tried to work out the disturbed sleep & headaches side effects) on Crestor. Gotta get better about taking fish oil … but I’ll take these numbers!
January 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good morning!
Looks like I’m on a roll for good blood work. 3 months (well more like 2 months since I didn’t take it consistently while I tried to work out the disturbed sleep & headaches side effects) on Crestor. Gotta get better about taking fish oil … but I’ll take these numbers!
Looks like I’m on a roll for good blood work. 3 months (well more like 2 months since I didn’t take it consistently while I tried to work out the disturbed sleep & headaches side effects) on Crestor. Gotta get better about taking fish oil … but I’ll take these numbers!
He’s probably mainlining Crestor.
March 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
He’s probably mainlining Crestor.
One of my patients told me he stopped taking his crestor because the pill was so small he didn't believe it worked 🤯
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of my patients told me he stopped taking his crestor because the pill was so small he didn't believe it worked 🤯
Crestor, here I come!
August 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Crestor, here I come!
Even with a tariff meds from Canada will be far cheaper than they are here. I once bought a 6 month supply of Crestor for $165. One month here is $945.
January 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Even with a tariff meds from Canada will be far cheaper than they are here. I once bought a 6 month supply of Crestor for $165. One month here is $945.
Good morning! I slept remarkably well last night. I took my rosuvastatin (Crestor) with my morning meds yesterday. Was able to fall asleep at a reasonable time and did not wake up with a headache. So I’ll take that as a win. 😂
My back doesn’t feel too bad today either. So it’s a good start!
My back doesn’t feel too bad today either. So it’s a good start!
December 10, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Good morning! I slept remarkably well last night. I took my rosuvastatin (Crestor) with my morning meds yesterday. Was able to fall asleep at a reasonable time and did not wake up with a headache. So I’ll take that as a win. 😂
My back doesn’t feel too bad today either. So it’s a good start!
My back doesn’t feel too bad today either. So it’s a good start!
Grab me some Crestor 20mg and 1000mg Metformin please.
April 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Grab me some Crestor 20mg and 1000mg Metformin please.
2710 mentions of Peter Thiel
Side note Jeff is just a regular guy with phone notifications for his Cipro,Crestor and Cialis. Vitamins d and coq10 too. www.justice.gov/epstein
Side note Jeff is just a regular guy with phone notifications for his Cipro,Crestor and Cialis. Vitamins d and coq10 too. www.justice.gov/epstein
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
2710 mentions of Peter Thiel
Side note Jeff is just a regular guy with phone notifications for his Cipro,Crestor and Cialis. Vitamins d and coq10 too. www.justice.gov/epstein
Side note Jeff is just a regular guy with phone notifications for his Cipro,Crestor and Cialis. Vitamins d and coq10 too. www.justice.gov/epstein
Ask ye doctor aboot CRESTOR
March 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ask ye doctor aboot CRESTOR
For April Fools I switched the group chat name
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April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
For April Fools I switched the group chat name