just a super-normal day in #CrimeCoin land
Bet Muskolini won’t be enlightening the folks at X about this. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russian crypto criminals helped UK drug gangs launder lockdown cash
UK drug gangs paid Russian criminals to swap their dirty street cash for untraceable cryptocurrency, police say.
www.bbc.com
January 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just a super-normal day in #CrimeCoin land
CrimeCoin exec: "My product has been tarnished by a criminal!"
[wompwomp]
[wompwomp]
January 14, 2026 at 8:27 AM
CrimeCoin exec: "My product has been tarnished by a criminal!"
[wompwomp]
[wompwomp]
If you’re in line to laugh at the idiots who thought investing in CrimeCoin was a great life choice, STAY IN LINE.
They cannot keep you from laughing at them until every last ape is gone and the slurp juice has evaporated.
They cannot keep you from laughing at them until every last ape is gone and the slurp juice has evaporated.
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
If you’re in line to laugh at the idiots who thought investing in CrimeCoin was a great life choice, STAY IN LINE.
They cannot keep you from laughing at them until every last ape is gone and the slurp juice has evaporated.
They cannot keep you from laughing at them until every last ape is gone and the slurp juice has evaporated.
[1/3] Not only is crypto a valuable tool for tax evasion, money laundering, and other criminal activity, the data centers it requires can impact our air, water, and electricity bills.
youtu.be/wAJyNWX-8d4
youtu.be/wAJyNWX-8d4
https://youtu.be/wAJyNWX-8d4]
September 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I'm starting to think CrimeCoin is being used for crimes
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm starting to think CrimeCoin is being used for crimes
I’d be quite fine with the “End Cryptocurrency Act” as it is inherently corrupt. The crimecoin is unnecessary to society.
February 22, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I’d be quite fine with the “End Cryptocurrency Act” as it is inherently corrupt. The crimecoin is unnecessary to society.
oh no! someone has done crime using CrimeCoin, the currency specifically made to do crime
August 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
oh no! someone has done crime using CrimeCoin, the currency specifically made to do crime
I know I'm old because my mind balks at the notion of being such a fan of "the Hawk Tuah Girl" that you are willing to sink your money into her crimecoin.
December 6, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I know I'm old because my mind balks at the notion of being such a fan of "the Hawk Tuah Girl" that you are willing to sink your money into her crimecoin.
man who knew that CrimeBank, the leading banker of CrimeCoin, would be crimed
May 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
man who knew that CrimeBank, the leading banker of CrimeCoin, would be crimed
Who needs crimecoin when those folks are just open criming now.
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Who needs crimecoin when those folks are just open criming now.
2027 after the great CrimeCoin crash: “nobody could have predicted this”
March 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
2027 after the great CrimeCoin crash: “nobody could have predicted this”
This is roughly the amount that the Labour Party would spend on a general election campaign, given by a CrimeCoin magnate to a far right party in a single donation, outside the electoral period. How much more will the far right get when there is an election in the offing.
September 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This is roughly the amount that the Labour Party would spend on a general election campaign, given by a CrimeCoin magnate to a far right party in a single donation, outside the electoral period. How much more will the far right get when there is an election in the offing.
if you can’t enforce laws on CrimeCoin because you want to get some extra fundraising dollars from people paid to say “blockchain might have use cases other than crime” like i don’t know what to tell you. that’s being part of the problem.
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
if you can’t enforce laws on CrimeCoin because you want to get some extra fundraising dollars from people paid to say “blockchain might have use cases other than crime” like i don’t know what to tell you. that’s being part of the problem.
monero is ridiculous "run your own node bro u gotta run ur own node" fuck that that's such a pain in the ass lmao im not gonna run a whole fuckin crimecoin server just to use some crimecoins
May 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
monero is ridiculous "run your own node bro u gotta run ur own node" fuck that that's such a pain in the ass lmao im not gonna run a whole fuckin crimecoin server just to use some crimecoins
Not surprising that the European far right were being pushed to support CrimeCoin by the American far right. Strange to have such a clear set of receipts.
Bannon boasted to Epstein: Advising FN, League, AfD, Orbán – "200 EP seats... shut down crypto legislation or anything." 11/12
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Not surprising that the European far right were being pushed to support CrimeCoin by the American far right. Strange to have such a clear set of receipts.
im full on fuck gallego and his love of the crimecoin at this point
June 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
im full on fuck gallego and his love of the crimecoin at this point
Points off for lacking a CRIMECOIN option.
June 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Points off for lacking a CRIMECOIN option.
Hearing a radio news report about how the Agnelli family turned down an offer for Juve from Tether (one of the CrimeCoin companies) « because it was not aligned with the values or history of the club » and feel like maybe I’ve been too harsh on multigenerational wealth.
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Hearing a radio news report about how the Agnelli family turned down an offer for Juve from Tether (one of the CrimeCoin companies) « because it was not aligned with the values or history of the club » and feel like maybe I’ve been too harsh on multigenerational wealth.
CRIMES???? With CRIMECOIN???? No one could have possibly predicted!!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
CRIMES???? With CRIMECOIN???? No one could have possibly predicted!!!!!
i mean sure, a crimecoin probably has some intrinsic value, but i'm just here for the shitposting honestly
June 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
i mean sure, a crimecoin probably has some intrinsic value, but i'm just here for the shitposting honestly
CrimeCoin is the most stable crypto currency
May 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
CrimeCoin is the most stable crypto currency
I understand that people feel disillusioned by the lack of repercussions for the Hawk Tuah girl crypto scam, but it does kind of feel like the inevitable conclusion of getting involved in something basically called "CrimeCoin: The Currency We Like Because It Has No Laws"
March 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I understand that people feel disillusioned by the lack of repercussions for the Hawk Tuah girl crypto scam, but it does kind of feel like the inevitable conclusion of getting involved in something basically called "CrimeCoin: The Currency We Like Because It Has No Laws"