James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.
Investigating the president’s critics
August 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Investigating the president’s critics
Critics see big risks
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Critics see big risks
Critics are calling her "Foxtrot's Most Fuckable Tutorial Girl"
September 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Critics are calling her "Foxtrot's Most Fuckable Tutorial Girl"
This is the play, intimidate critics, try to silence them.
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
This is the play, intimidate critics, try to silence them.
Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/
June 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/
Ah, ye olde "critics said," huh?
shameful whitewashing of egregious corruption in the Washington Post
March 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ah, ye olde "critics said," huh?
Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
June 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
The moment you've all been waiting for:
InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here.
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InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here.
LISTEN NOW
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September 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics
Hey, look, Mamdani speaks for Americans while his many critics… do not.
July 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Hey, look, Mamdani speaks for Americans while his many critics… do not.
If only its critics would stop criticizing it!
For the first time ever, the court’s approval rating dipped below 40%, the Gallup poll found.
Supreme Court approval rating sinks to a new low, poll finds. What caused shift?
For the first time ever, the court’s approval rating dipped below 40%, the Gallup poll found.
bit.ly
August 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If only its critics would stop criticizing it!
CRITICS SAY?????????
U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says a farm community in Italy for people with addiction is a model for wellness camps designed to ease the U.S. overdose crisis. Critics say the idea is dangerous. n.pr/4cUVoWk
RFK Jr. talked about 'reparenting' kids on wellness farms. We visit one that inspired him
U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says a farm community in Italy for people with addiction is a model for wellness camps designed to ease the U.S. overdose crisis. Critics say the idea is dangerous.
n.pr
April 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
CRITICS SAY?????????
Whoopsie! 🤷
Website Listing Pro-MAGA Businesses Epically Backfires As Critics Use It For Boycotts Instead
Oops!
www.comicsands.com
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Whoopsie! 🤷
I’m sorry, why are we using “critics accuse” language here? These are factually, unambiguously, extrajudicial killings. It’s not an opinion. It’s not a disputed or disputable claim.
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m sorry, why are we using “critics accuse” language here? These are factually, unambiguously, extrajudicial killings. It’s not an opinion. It’s not a disputed or disputable claim.
Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flippant-school-shooting-plotline-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
April 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flippant-school-shooting-plotline-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
You, Elon, appear to believe you can act with impunity and are attempting to silence your critics. I’m not intimidated.
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
You, Elon, appear to believe you can act with impunity and are attempting to silence your critics. I’m not intimidated.
"Of course critics would hate the Mario movies, they're aimed at young kids and have no story, it's not FOR critics"
Both Shaun the Sheep movie adaptations got glowing praise from critics across the board.
Critics love animation. It's when the film beneath it feels shallow that they dislike it.
Both Shaun the Sheep movie adaptations got glowing praise from critics across the board.
Critics love animation. It's when the film beneath it feels shallow that they dislike it.
March 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
"Of course critics would hate the Mario movies, they're aimed at young kids and have no story, it's not FOR critics"
Both Shaun the Sheep movie adaptations got glowing praise from critics across the board.
Critics love animation. It's when the film beneath it feels shallow that they dislike it.
Both Shaun the Sheep movie adaptations got glowing praise from critics across the board.
Critics love animation. It's when the film beneath it feels shallow that they dislike it.
Our country has descended into fascism. Some critics think that that’s unfortunate.
August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Our country has descended into fascism. Some critics think that that’s unfortunate.
Critics Hail New Minions Movie As A Love Letter To Minions https://theonion.com/critics-hail-new-minions-movie-as-a-love-letter-to-minions/
July 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Critics Hail New Minions Movie As A Love Letter To Minions https://theonion.com/critics-hail-new-minions-movie-as-a-love-letter-to-minions/