#CrotchRockets
Oh good, the crotchrockets are out.
Happy Spring yall.
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March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Everyone jumping on Reachers jock about this but the MAGA dude crashing out over folks driving like jackasses on their crotchrockets is pretty relatable.
March 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
My brother had a college friend who was very early on in Inktomi. When they sold to Yahoo!, he essentially disappeared to play poker and race Italian crotchrockets.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I expect to see lots of shit like this in Colorado Springs, CO, USA because these little (you have to be small to ride those comfortably) shitbricks around here who ride those crotchrockets have no regard for the law while riding!
May 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I keep telling myself I DON’T FUCKING NEED this…but damn do I want it.. 24 Suzuki GSXR 750 or the 24 Kawasaki 650 Ninja..I will have a bike again soon. I’ve been looking at both and I’m so torn…😩😩😭😭🥵🥵
#crotcheocketrider #crotchrockets #kawasaki #suzuki
April 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I understand how they can clock your speed, just not how they get your plate #. I lived in AZ for 4 years and we'd blast through the desert on our crotchrockets often over 100.. never got a ticket. i-8 is lawless from Yuma to Phx
July 8, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Forever making decisions. Each crotch rocket best suits the character I gave them to. #VroomVroom #RideAroundShining #CrotchRockets #Motorcycles #OriginalCharacters #Folklore #ImaginationLand
August 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
July 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"You keep saying 'chicken crotchrockets,' are you trying to say 'chicken croquettes?'"
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@CharlieSears I let you kids do the crotchrockets... give me a comfort bike
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Nothing has helped, so I’m following advice 2 reach out here.
#SanDiego, #CrotchRockets r a severe problem on our streets. #QuietOurStreetsCoalition was formed 2 put an end 2 the incessant bad behaviour of ALL #ModifiedVehicle owners, which extends 2 these road rats.
40 min ago, a c/r sped so
April 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
and buyback program!!! I don’t like the little crotchrockets, and the big obnoxiously loud ones!!!! These must be banned!!!!! Even in the hands of trained & licensed owners these are obviously too dangerous to be permitted in our communities!!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM