#Crouch
PSA to Game Devs

CTRL is Crouch.

If you use any other button to crouch it won't destroy your game but it does mean you're an awful person.
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Crouch. Part of an race I made i forgot the name of.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Uni’s danger mode! Run away!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
She crouch
January 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hope the Dog and Trunks the Cat
"Trunks’ biggest leap yet, I’ve never had to crouch so much to catch him!"
September 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet https://theonion.com/riot-police-excitedly-crouch-behind-armored-vehicle-like-group-of-3-year-olds-about-to-perform-ballet/
July 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
When I crouch like this, I feel very creaturely
July 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
crouch
March 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Posing the Steve to do the Minecraft crouch pose was a personal highlight for me
September 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Get out of a permanent defensive crouch and go after these people. There's plenty of material.
June 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Downbacktimus
May 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Super high quality crouch animation!!!
April 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Please crouch down here
April 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Prowl 🐺

Sketch done for @silverfangwolfe.bsky.social !
July 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
late night doodle sending off weekends
have a Hajime flex
January 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can Snakes Crouch now? 🐍🤔
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
O jovem Peter Crouch na base do Tottenham em 1998.

Nostálgico!
September 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms

more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
One knows they're good people,
when they crouch to talk to a kid.
September 23, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Also my legs wobble when I crouch to poo
September 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Videogames really love teaching you how to crouch but in real life there are very few classes on it
May 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
the wretched clive main after you crouch block for .03 seconds
I’ve been waiting for this day
December 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM