twink-crushing goth possum 💀
March 13, 2026 at 10:04 AM
twink-crushing goth possum 💀
us crushing our stupid nulges together
July 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
us crushing our stupid nulges together
The US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.
July 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.
I’m sorry for everyone who almost got shot at the orphan crushing factory but what were you doing at the orphan crushing factory
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should.
Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
April 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’m sorry for everyone who almost got shot at the orphan crushing factory but what were you doing at the orphan crushing factory
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Doing the "crushing your head" bit from Kids in the Hall to a Cybertruck and actually crushing it
April 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Doing the "crushing your head" bit from Kids in the Hall to a Cybertruck and actually crushing it
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
crushing news for Mace's four supporters
BREAKING: Nancy Mace won’t run for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat after Trump endorses the late senator’s sister for a full term.
Nancy Mace won’t run for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat
Her decision comes after an unsuccessful run for governor earlier this year, and after President Donald Trump backed Sen. Darline Graham for a full term.
www.politico.com
July 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
crushing news for Mace's four supporters
Crushing bugs, crushing dreams
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Crushing bugs, crushing dreams
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
August 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
My orphan-crushing device is legal because the actual orphan crushing is operated by one of those little dipping birds thing rather than me pressing the orphan-crushing button
June 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
My orphan-crushing device is legal because the actual orphan crushing is operated by one of those little dipping birds thing rather than me pressing the orphan-crushing button
$2 billion for a name change. DOGE is CRUSHING IT!
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
$2 billion for a name change. DOGE is CRUSHING IT!
Ms. Rachel crushing it.
NEW: The 9-year-old who begged Ms. Rachel for help getting out of ICE detention so he could attend his spelling bee has now also been released from Dilley.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
9-year-old who pleaded to go to spelling bee released from ICE detention
Deiver Henao Jimenez told children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel that he wanted to leave Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas in order to go to his state spelling bee.
www.nbcnews.com
March 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Ms. Rachel crushing it.
At last count Ebola is crushing gonorhea
Texas U.S. Senate Republican Primary
38% Reported:
🔴 Ken Paxton – 339,785 (62.1%)
🔴 John Cornyn (Inc.) – 207,285 (37.9%)
Paxton could run better in the Election Day votes, which are yet to report.
38% Reported:
🔴 Ken Paxton – 339,785 (62.1%)
🔴 John Cornyn (Inc.) – 207,285 (37.9%)
Paxton could run better in the Election Day votes, which are yet to report.
May 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
At last count Ebola is crushing gonorhea
Absolutely crushing it 💪
March 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Absolutely crushing it 💪
China is crushing us with their AI 🤣
April 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
China is crushing us with their AI 🤣
NC DSA crushing it
A new poll finds that 60% of voters believe that Roy Cooper would enact the policies of DSA if elected to the Senate. It also finds him leading his Republican opponent by 15 points.
www.carolinajournal.com/polls/septem...
www.carolinajournal.com/polls/septem...
September 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
NC DSA crushing it
School Psychologist Crushing It In Wake Of Fatal Sports Injury https://theonion.com/school-psychologist-crushing-it-in-wake-of-fatal-sports-1819579226/
September 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
School Psychologist Crushing It In Wake Of Fatal Sports Injury https://theonion.com/school-psychologist-crushing-it-in-wake-of-fatal-sports-1819579226/
Crushing watermelon exercise!
July 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Crushing watermelon exercise!