#CryptidLife
Please, do not feed the cryptidlife 🐺🪽

#art #originalart #oc
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
June 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Justin, signing up for bluesky- How did you get past the "prove you're human" test?
Kim: You just click the dialogue box...
Jus: No, I meant how did *you* get past the test?
Kim: ....🫠

#pillowtalk #CryptidLife edition
November 15, 2024 at 10:22 PM
i was there too!! just totally happened to miss every group photo 😂
hashtag cryptidlife
June 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Happy Monsterfucker Monday, y'all!

I'm working on a quick Holiday Shopping Guide for your Local Cryptid Lover, in case you need any last-minute ideas. 😉

Should have it out a little later tonight!

💜
Auntie May

#Monsterfuckers
#HolidayShopping
#CryptidLife
#SupportSmallBusiness
December 2, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Definitely not me shopping for shelving based on dick size. (It's definitely me shopping for shelves based on dick size.)

🤣

#CryptidLife
August 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13
May 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13
April 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13
April 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when I wake up looking like a cryptid every morning?

#MorningStruggles #BeautySleepMyth #CryptidLife #NotSoFresh"
January 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ooooh boy! Y'all, we are in for a TREAT tonight!

It's time for THE SQUATCHERS!

#MFWatches
#Sasquatch
#CryptidLife
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's just the local Cryptid Welcoming Package. Don't worry, the tentacle sex comes later.

#MFWould #CryptidLife
Woke up to a deer head in the yard.

Just the head.

Welcome to the Appalachian Mountains I guess.
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I only look cute when I’m in the woods. #cryptidlife #selfie
March 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM