#CumGate
cumgate 2026???
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
CumGate
July 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
He'll want to test his eyesight at Barnard Castle next.
September 2, 2026 at 9:24 AM
cumgate nehmen wir auch
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Ofc the French are trying to do their own Cumgate

And in French fashion, they're trying to out-do us, by having it be a CumCumgate 🙄
July 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm just really mad it was never called Cumgate
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
#cumgate
Sincerely fuck that guy lmao #letthepeoplecum
July 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Cumgate will be your downfall
July 28, 2023 at 8:20 PM
For David Davis's impact assessments, please see 'onanism (pile of)'. Brexit is the ultimate revenge fuck for leave voters. Also, the many ways leave voters are being fucked over by their so-called leaders, led by Kim John Mings
Dominic Cummings Cumgate
ALT: Dominic Cummings Cumgate
static.klipy.com
June 21, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Interesting.Thanks for sharing! 😘
So UK voters' knowledge of EU hadn't improved in 15 yrs and politicians didn't know what the Single Market was. Amazing. Some flaws in his thinking but to be expected with a 2-yr gap in a CV ref. employment in Russia and eyes testing in Barnard Castle.
Dominic Cummings Cumgate
ALT: Dominic Cummings Cumgate
static.klipy.com
August 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Die Deutschen haben leider die Gelegenheit verpasst, den Cum-Ex-Skandal im Englischen als „Cumgate“ zu etablieren.
September 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I'd wiped this one from the memory banks - my piece on how Dominic Cummings' lockdown flight from London to find a babysitter was justified under the government's late and much resisted legal exception for people fleeing domestic violence.

And his use of abusers' DARVO tactics to defend it.
Fatherland
What grinds my gears the most about the Dominic Cummings affair (Cumgate, oh how we laughed) is his insistence that a routine childcare problem was a circumstance so exceptional it required him to …
crookedtimber.org
July 8, 2023 at 9:40 AM
Just remember that anyone backing up Cummings is basically saying it's OK to break the law as long as you think it's OK to break the law. Which makes them either criminals or hypocrites or liars or any combination of the three. #cumgate #Conservatives
December 1, 2024 at 2:54 PM
#cumgate Can we cut to a Tom & Jerry cartoon while we wait?
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
This is what we have learned this weekend #Cumgate
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
On his wife's birthday he drove 30 miles in 30 minutes to test his vision ... really?!
#DominicCummngs #CumGate
November 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Finally today the populous en-mass have realised the unelected bureaucrat and non-civil servant Cummings is in fact our de-facto Prime Minister and as such will this afternoon be making an unprecedented 'presidential address' of sorts to the nation!
#cumgate
November 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Team Ketchup won, Team Mayo lost
#Splatoon2 #CumGate
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I didn't think it was possible to become more disgusted by #cumgate but I've just read this: I was one of those people who wrote to their MPs for the first time.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Police say that #cumgate trip to Barnard Castle did break the lockdown rules. #liars
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I've emailed my MP to complain about #cumgate. Never done that before; I know! I encourage others to do the same. It's the only way the pigs walking on two feet will do anything about the Animal Farm called the UK Government.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Nailed it as usual. #cumgate @JonathanPieNews
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM