JUST IN:
SCOTUS, in a per curium opinion, finds that the Trump Administration violated the due process rights of migrants who were summarily removed in the dead of night to El Salvador.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
SCOTUS, in a per curium opinion, finds that the Trump Administration violated the due process rights of migrants who were summarily removed in the dead of night to El Salvador.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
24A1007 Order
www.documentcloud.org
May 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
JUST IN:
SCOTUS, in a per curium opinion, finds that the Trump Administration violated the due process rights of migrants who were summarily removed in the dead of night to El Salvador.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
SCOTUS, in a per curium opinion, finds that the Trump Administration violated the due process rights of migrants who were summarily removed in the dead of night to El Salvador.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
The curium hot cell gets honorable mention for teaching me to hatehateHATE curium.
August 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The curium hot cell gets honorable mention for teaching me to hatehateHATE curium.
Gonna predict this is 7-2 with Alito and Kavanaugh as the 2.
Per curium denial of the stay with an Alito dissent
Per curium denial of the stay with an Alito dissent
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gonna predict this is 7-2 with Alito and Kavanaugh as the 2.
Per curium denial of the stay with an Alito dissent
Per curium denial of the stay with an Alito dissent
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.🧪
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.🧪
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.🧪
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.🧪
May 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
An unsigned per curium on a 5-4 is rank cowardice. There is absolutely no judicial reason for it here, only that none of them want to be the particular target of disdain. It's playing politics not just as partisans but on their individual reputations. They are politicians and they act like it.
August 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
An unsigned per curium on a 5-4 is rank cowardice. There is absolutely no judicial reason for it here, only that none of them want to be the particular target of disdain. It's playing politics not just as partisans but on their individual reputations. They are politicians and they act like it.
How do you treat a sick chemist???
Well, if you can't curium and you can't helium, you're probably going to have to barium.
Well, if you can't curium and you can't helium, you're probably going to have to barium.
April 18, 2026 at 10:16 AM
How do you treat a sick chemist???
Well, if you can't curium and you can't helium, you're probably going to have to barium.
Well, if you can't curium and you can't helium, you're probably going to have to barium.
Sotomayor: [18 pages of detailed legal analysis]
Per curium: "[Whatever]"
Per curium: "[Whatever]"
It's unclear which is being tortured worse, the immigrants by the administration and their third-country co-conspirators or the law by the Supreme Court.
June 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sotomayor: [18 pages of detailed legal analysis]
Per curium: "[Whatever]"
Per curium: "[Whatever]"
Tired: nuclear takes
Wired: per curium opinions
Wired: per curium opinions
September 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Tired: nuclear takes
Wired: per curium opinions
Wired: per curium opinions
Good night folks. I leave you with a really bad dad joke.
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
September 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Good night folks. I leave you with a really bad dad joke.
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Californium is...fine. Can be annoying, but fine. Curium is an absolutel menace and I hate it.
April 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Californium is...fine. Can be annoying, but fine. Curium is an absolutel menace and I hate it.
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
June 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you cant curium
and you cant helium
you may as well barium.
If you cant curium
and you cant helium
you may as well barium.
January 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you cant curium
and you cant helium
you may as well barium.
If you cant curium
and you cant helium
you may as well barium.
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
If you can't curium
and you can't helium,
you may as well barium.
Its a small thing but the rise in use “Per curium” opinions to insulate the opinion drafter from scorn is shameful. Put your name to your shit John Roberts.
April 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Its a small thing but the rise in use “Per curium” opinions to insulate the opinion drafter from scorn is shameful. Put your name to your shit John Roberts.
August 25, 2024 at 10:35 AM
“Per curium with…the two lunatics dissenting” is a good way to summarize this kind of split.
May 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“Per curium with…the two lunatics dissenting” is a good way to summarize this kind of split.
If you can't helium or curium, barium
a periodic table with a wooden table top
ALT: a periodic table with a wooden table top
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you can't helium or curium, barium
The 3 liberal justices all affixed their names to their 2 dissents.
The 6 cowardly conservative justices hid the identity of the author of their decision by making it a per curium decision.
The 6 cowardly conservative justices hid the identity of the author of their decision by making it a per curium decision.
August 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The 3 liberal justices all affixed their names to their 2 dissents.
The 6 cowardly conservative justices hid the identity of the author of their decision by making it a per curium decision.
The 6 cowardly conservative justices hid the identity of the author of their decision by making it a per curium decision.
That’s more curium in my experience. Fuckin’ hate curium.
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That’s more curium in my experience. Fuckin’ hate curium.
I mean, if you can't helium or curium, you're gonna have to barium.
March 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I mean, if you can't helium or curium, you're gonna have to barium.
To be specific, this advice is for URANIUM.
[shakes angry fist at curium]
[shakes angry fist at curium]
November 20, 2023 at 9:25 PM
To be specific, this advice is for URANIUM.
[shakes angry fist at curium]
[shakes angry fist at curium]
For #RomanSiteSaturday, the forum baths of ancient Curium (Kourion). The baths were originally constructed sometime in the 1st century BCE or the 1st century CE.
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#Archaeology 🏺 #RomanArchaeology #AncientBlueSky
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#Archaeology 🏺 #RomanArchaeology #AncientBlueSky
March 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For #RomanSiteSaturday, the forum baths of ancient Curium (Kourion). The baths were originally constructed sometime in the 1st century BCE or the 1st century CE.
www.roamintheempire.com/index.php/20...
#Archaeology 🏺 #RomanArchaeology #AncientBlueSky
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#Archaeology 🏺 #RomanArchaeology #AncientBlueSky
WaPo editorial board writing a per curium opinion on [checks notes] being ready for some football
September 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
WaPo editorial board writing a per curium opinion on [checks notes] being ready for some football