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the-kaleido-path.bsky.social
Five dark and haunted items that power have been well documented youtu.be/-nLVkypKqAU?... #CursedItems
5 Darkest Haunted Items That Will Send Chills Down Your Spine
YouTube video by Matthew Santoro
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October 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
last repost: Been a while since i posted any #CursedItems (mostly cuz there just haven't seemed to be any lately)

does anyone want to welcome Jesus into their life for $250?
Facebook Marketplace listing for a truly demonic looking old framed picture of Jesus's face, his eyes look like glowing red coals boring into your soul. "Antique Jesus picture, $250"
April 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems
cait.bsky.social adonis (and cait) @cait.bsky.social · Jan 11
why is my suggested items on fb marketplace like this
Farther away $200 • Kilgore Nissin Dent... $15 $20 • Large Preserved... $150 • VERY RARE Breakin... $50 • Cocktail three-piece...
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems 😹
realracingroots.bsky.social Josh is "here" @realracingroots.bsky.social · Dec 14
The amount of Quinn Hughes jerseys I'm seeing on FB Marketplace now man holy smokes 🥀
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems

this would definitely WAKE UP MY BABIES 😹
atropius.bsky.social Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · Aug 3
LIFESIZE CAT FIGURE-VERY SOFT FUR
Facebook marketplace listing for what looks like a bad taxidermy white cat. It's really scrungly and creepy but its only 10 bucks. Listing is titled "LIFESIZE CAT FIGURE-VERY SOFT FUR" Same cat viewed from the front. It has viewed so many horrors
August 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems is over. it's not gonna get any more cursed than this, jfc
sykosonik.online Sykosonik [Hardcore Goofball] @sykosonik.online · May 28
Oops, sorry, how rude of me.

This is Darrell!
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
it's a good night for #CursedItems

someone's got a red "Skin. Skinnnnn" toy. IYKYK!!
photo from facebook marketplace of a hand holding a red little stuffed toy that's sort of some kind of animal shape with an orange scrunchy for a mouth. it talks, but sounds like a vocoder. i've written underneath: "It's the "skin" guy, he's only 5 bucks i think i need him
February 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
Things found on sites other than FBM are more than welcome in the #Curseditems tag (i had to kill the feed because i couldn't get it to work)

But Creepy Aquatic Dolls are in a class by themselves, and are in fact a fisheries / marine biology tradition!!
February 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems of Facebook Marketplace:

RARE MALE BARBIE

i dunno if this is cursed or not? if it's a Transmasc Malibu Barbie with a dye job, then it's BLESSED. On the other hand, it kinda looks like Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman
Facebook Marketplace ad for a "Male Barbie" $20 Canadian. i think it might be a Malibu Barbie with dyed hair, wearing a black suit, but the suit and the grin are giving Christian Bale in American Psycho
December 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems For Sale

The feed may be gone, but the cursedness lives on
exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social STEAMLORD @exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social · Dec 19
Why does Etsy hate me like this? I open it, and then it shows me this
Etsy product of realistic Mr and Mrs Santa dolls dressed in a shift and undies.
December 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
fuck it, i give up trying to make that feed work. Deleting it. Just remember the hashtags & see what comes up, i guess

#CursedItem
#CursedItems
December 11, 2024 at 2:45 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
tagging this for the #CursedItems feed just in case it's working again (but i doubt it)
checkwithscience.com 𝕁, E-Ink Sicko™ @checkwithscience.com · Dec 11
FINALLY, an upgrade for my Horse Destroyer
FB Marketplace listing for a mysterious device -- enormous cylinder with a huge clamping hatch on the front and many tubes leading into it
December 11, 2024 at 2:42 AM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
the more i tweak the #CursedItems feed (pointless distraction from all the stuff i *need* to be doing) the more it disappears. Apt, i guess :-/
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
can someone who's good at feeds tell me why my Cursed Items For Sale feed keeps fucking up and not displaying posts? Did i do the pipes wrong or something? And am i really limited to 7 days max?

i'm annoyed. Apologies in advance for not alt texting this in a lot of detail
Screenshot of part of my Skyfeed.app Feed Builder window for the Cursed Items For Sale feed. Feed criteria from top down: "input from entire network for last 7 days", "remove if item is reply", filters text for #CursedItem or #CursedItems or #CursedItemsOfFacebookMarketplace" using the "pipe" symbol ( | ) to the right is a preview of the feed showing only 2 posts
December 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
Oop. reposting to my new #CursedItems feed ("Cursed Items For Sale") which, last i checked, was weirdly acting up again but i don't have time to spend tweaking it
cageyratfish.bsky.social cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · May 7
Today in "Cursed Items of Facebook Marketplace" :
For Sale: Coffin, Not Used
(except in my living room for the last 5 years)

Thanks to @birb.mom 😹
Facebook Marketplace ad for a "Coffin, like a casket but curved". $2000 Canadian. Lengthy writeup goes on about how it's been sitting in seller's living room for the last 5 years and it's definitely not used. But it's fully compliant with provincial and cemetery rules. Image is of a large wooden coffin which, to be honest, appears very well made
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
Tagging this to the new #CursedItems feed because this post, more than any other, was what made me want to turn it into a feed

so if you have nightmares, blame Keith not me (and follow him because he's an amazing artist)
keithdecent.bsky.social Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · Nov 17
I can never get rid of Facebook
A fb marketplace ad for a “historic orangutan chair” for $50 “Came from esteemed African tribe” Picture of what looks like a leather club chair but it has long orange fur, feet, hands, and a big imploded orangutan face where your head would rest. It’s 100% cursed
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
#CursedItems Greatest Hits, cont'd: Turns out i still have most of the original screenshots from when i was doing the twitter thread, so i'll post these occasionally

How about $120 for a guy who's almost definitely not gonna come out of the frame at night & feast on your blood
Facebook Marketplace listing for a beautiful Victorian picture frame, a tall octagon shape with rounded corners and curved, bubble shaped glass. there's a hand-tinted photograph inside of a very pretty but completely evil-looking blue-eyed young white man. His eye will totally follow around the room. A steal at 120 Canadian dollars
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
cageyratfish.bsky.social
OK i think my #CursedItems drought is over, i found a couple good ones over on the old facebook marketplace

FIRST UP (& it's still up, been up for 7 weeks because ... niche market i guess lol):

SKINLESS CHICKEN COSTUME

"door pickup" are you sure you want to show up to this guy's door?

1/2
Facebook Marketplace listing for ONE OF A KIND SKINLESS CHICKEN COSTUME C$ 340 Door pickup "AS SEEN ON THE TV SHOW MR. YOUNG S.2 E7" Photo shows a person wearing the costume which is. as advertised, a chicken with no skin, just pink flesh and an empty body cavity under bare ribs. Writeup reads: Just in time for Halloween! A sure Best Costume Winner and guaranteed to stop people in their tracks! I worked on the TV show Mr. Young and I acquired this custom made Skinless Chicken Costume when we wrapped Season 3, the last season. Its a challenging costume to wear and I would suggest making some armholes for better balance. Its in great condition and has been in storage for 12 years. The exception is that the carved foam feet have dried up and are brittle resulting in a few missing fingers. But that's the last thing people are going to notice! I am decluttering so its time to sell this UNIQUE ONE OF A KIND piece of TV History it to another Mr. Young fan or someone that just wants to run around like a skinless chicken; I mean, who doesn't! Closeup of the skinless chicken head , which honestly is the coolest part of the costume but it's still pretty disturbing. Pink with embroidered veins & arteries & an eyeball that looks like a ping pong ball with a white googly eye stuck to it The Skinless Chicken costume on a rack near a window, looking like it is loitering in a depressed manner next to the window which features a fairly bleak looking suburban view.
November 30, 2024 at 9:37 AM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Magic item: Tome of Arcane Revelation
Grants perfect recall of any spell read within, but with each spell revealed the reader sheds inhibitions and clothing. The more knowledge gained the higher the price payed, one page turn at a time.

#lewdrp #badendrp #nsfwrp #curseditems
February 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Magic item: Boots of striding (Cursed)
Wearing these boots increase your movement speed by 30ft.

(While wearing them will cause you stumble into traps, or in ways that flash skin or press your body against whatever's nearby)

#monsterrp #curseditems #Badendrp #nsfwrp #lewdrp #exhibitionism
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Fierna thought the naked market stroll was enough for the Belt of Courage but the it wants more.

Now masturbating in the tavern, hopefully no one notices...

"This is insane I'm not doing th~ahh~ gods, why does it feel so go~hmpf"

#exhibitionism #curseditems #Badendrp #nsfwrp #lewdrp
January 19, 2026 at 12:19 PM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Magic Item: Belt of Courage.

While wearing it you gain a +1 to a stat for 30 days after facing your fears, consistent use makes the belt require more daring challenges.

#monsterrp #exhibitionism #publicnudity #curseditems #Badendrp #nsfwrp #lewdrp
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
fiernathief.bsky.social
//Q&A Thread! I'm Fierna, Noble turned magic item hunter/Wizard Mulitclass! Making this thread open to ask about either muse or mun and i'll try to get to any questions.

And of course I always thoroughly check any tomes for curses.💙

#monsterrp #Badendrp #nsfwrp #curseditems
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Magic Item: Throne of Domination (Cursed)
The person who sits on the throne commands any who enter the chamber, bending their will to yours.

(Sit too long, and your desires turn to its commands, craving to obey every filthy whim or your once subjects.)

#Badendrp #Lewdrp #nsfwrp #curseditems
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
fiernathief.bsky.social
Magic Item: Potion of Constitution:

Drinking this potion gives you a permanent +4 to your con.

Additionally if you are female your breast sizes increases significantly and if you are a male your penis size increases instead.

#nsfw #nsfwrp #lewdrp #magicitems #curseditems #magicnsfw
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM