This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
Hrothgar make tubby custard
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hrothgar make tubby custard
I’m currently about 95% custard
August 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m currently about 95% custard
Leslie Lemon: please let me die
The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard
The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard
This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
July 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Leslie Lemon: please let me die
The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard
The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard
My mom dropped off some pumpkin custard pie that she made 🫨
May 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My mom dropped off some pumpkin custard pie that she made 🫨
A British friend of mine had a father who belonged to a group called "The Campaign for Real Custard," and it was just a bunch of old guys who went to restaurants, ordered a dessert with custard, and if it came with instant custard, they pounded on the table and chanted, "WE WANT REAL CUSTARD!"
November 13, 2024 at 2:34 PM
A British friend of mine had a father who belonged to a group called "The Campaign for Real Custard," and it was just a bunch of old guys who went to restaurants, ordered a dessert with custard, and if it came with instant custard, they pounded on the table and chanted, "WE WANT REAL CUSTARD!"
[Nursing home dining room]
Me: [chanting] custard, custard-
Other residents: custard, CUSTARD
Attendant: [pounding her jug] CUSTARD, CUSTARD, CUSTARD!
Me: [chanting] custard, custard-
Other residents: custard, CUSTARD
Attendant: [pounding her jug] CUSTARD, CUSTARD, CUSTARD!
July 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
[Nursing home dining room]
Me: [chanting] custard, custard-
Other residents: custard, CUSTARD
Attendant: [pounding her jug] CUSTARD, CUSTARD, CUSTARD!
Me: [chanting] custard, custard-
Other residents: custard, CUSTARD
Attendant: [pounding her jug] CUSTARD, CUSTARD, CUSTARD!
Tried Portuguese custard tarts for the first time, absolutely delicious
March 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Tried Portuguese custard tarts for the first time, absolutely delicious
custard apple, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907
September 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
custard apple, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907
I just made the whole-lemon lemon bars from the Smitten Kitchen Cookbook. I added vanilla to the custard. And, I mean. Lemon bars can’t really change your life. But if they could, *if they could* ….
March 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I just made the whole-lemon lemon bars from the Smitten Kitchen Cookbook. I added vanilla to the custard. And, I mean. Lemon bars can’t really change your life. But if they could, *if they could* ….
Custard doughnuts are better than jam.
There I said it!
There I said it!
September 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Custard doughnuts are better than jam.
There I said it!
There I said it!
non binary custard... them brulée
June 30, 2026 at 5:57 AM
non binary custard... them brulée
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
@willyandbill.bsky.social
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
@willyandbill.bsky.social
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
centralbylines.co.uk
September 25, 2026 at 5:27 PM
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
@willyandbill.bsky.social
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
@willyandbill.bsky.social
Praise be! It’s the 112th anniversary of the first custard pie thrown in someone’s face in a motion picture
July 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Praise be! It’s the 112th anniversary of the first custard pie thrown in someone’s face in a motion picture
so this is what I've been doing all day...A French Blueberry Tart, custard base. It'll be up on my substack soon. We have some French guests this evening
July 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
so this is what I've been doing all day...A French Blueberry Tart, custard base. It'll be up on my substack soon. We have some French guests this evening
Wowsers pals! Custard plate! 😁 Not just any custard, Bird’s Custard! (lactose free too!) 😋😋😋🐾😃. #DogsofBluesky #Dogs #Custard #Christmas #Yummy
December 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Wowsers pals! Custard plate! 😁 Not just any custard, Bird’s Custard! (lactose free too!) 😋😋😋🐾😃. #DogsofBluesky #Dogs #Custard #Christmas #Yummy
You asked and I listened so here are some top tips for dealing with election day stress. Tip 1: eat a big custard slice from Brutons the bakers
May 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
You asked and I listened so here are some top tips for dealing with election day stress. Tip 1: eat a big custard slice from Brutons the bakers
BRB, starting a band called ‘Custard, Custard, Custard’.
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
BRB, starting a band called ‘Custard, Custard, Custard’.
The look on my friends face last night when I explained that Custard 2 is not called that because there was another rat called Custard, but because he is the sequel to Custard, the food.
This is Contraband (on my shoulder), and Custard 2 (in my hands).
They are just babiesssss.
They are just babiesssss.
April 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
The look on my friends face last night when I explained that Custard 2 is not called that because there was another rat called Custard, but because he is the sequel to Custard, the food.