#Cyberlemons
Good luck MAGA Texans.

Gregg Abbott and Ken Paxton made sure you’ll be years in and out 100s of 1000s before you get any relief from Tessler CyberLemons 🍋

www.whitecase.com/insight-aler...
www.whitecase.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That Russian to English translator on Twitter never works. It's probably held together with the same glue as cyberlemons.
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Well, if they have a tendency to catch fire or explode like his cyberlemons or rockets…
April 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sue Tesla! #Cybertrash #Cyberlemons #GotGlue 🍋🍋
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I heard he's donating the Cyberlemons that he can't sell.
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Got our info, passed off some cyberlemons to the govt, picked up some govt contractions and had a hell of a payday
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Exactly...
And 'this assho!e continues to launch spaceships that explode, disintegrate... cars that explode, have hidden clauses preventing customer from returning CyberLemons🍋🍋
I was told this asshole was going away
via @acyn.bsky.social:
Musk: I was disappointed to see the massive spending bill, which increases the budget deficit, not decrease it, and undermines the work the DOGE team is doing… I think a bill can be big, or it can be beautiful. But I don’t know if it could be both.
May 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I do my part giving every Tesla the finger. And a little something more for cyberlemons 👅 💦
I love Baltimore
February 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
As Tesla stock crosses into new danger zones, and around $200 million of CyberLemons are sitting in inventory, the company is desperate to move these bricks. The Long Range Rear Wheel Drive (RWD) will be priced at, get ready for it, $69,990.
boingboing.net/2025/04/15/t...
The new entry-level Cybertruck feels like a downgrade, not a deal
Tesla has announced a cheaper and feature-poor model of its barely selling Cybertruck.
boingboing.net
April 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i think unions matter in this case. a GM/Ford UAW job might be better than making Lone Skum's CyberLemons without the UAW
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tesla has issued its sixth recall this year for the Cybertruck after it found more than 2,400 of the electric trucks may have a defect that could cause them to lose drive power, increasing the risk of crashes.
Tesla Issues Sixth Cybertruck Recall This Year
Tesla said a defect could cause the electric truck to lose driver power and pledged to replace the affected part for free.
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM