The Lotus Cyberturck has landed:
It's pointy and the weight-saving seats are cool, but why would Lotus, the simplify-and-add-lightness-for-driving-pleasure brand add the extra weight for autonomous driving tech? Even the concepts seem to miss the mark: arstechnica.com/cars/2024/09...
Troubled Lotus shows off wedge-like vision for an EV sportscar
The three-seater is a four-wheeled testbed for Lotus' imagination.
arstechnica.com
September 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The Lotus Cyberturck has landed:
Because he was hit by a cyberturck.
February 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Because he was hit by a cyberturck.
Related:
Turo has confirmed that the Cyberturck + the New Orleans truck were both rented from them:
Turo has confirmed that the Cyberturck + the New Orleans truck were both rented from them:
Trucks in New Orleans Attack and Las Vegas Explosion Were Rented Using Turo
Renters of both vehicles had used Turo, a peer-to-peer app. Officials are investigating possible connections between the two cases.
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Related:
Turo has confirmed that the Cyberturck + the New Orleans truck were both rented from them:
Turo has confirmed that the Cyberturck + the New Orleans truck were both rented from them:
LMAO, new amazing blocklist just dropped and I'm on it!
March 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
LMAO, new amazing blocklist just dropped and I'm on it!
seriously, one Cyberturck would wipe out like 92 clowns
March 9, 2024 at 8:31 PM
seriously, one Cyberturck would wipe out like 92 clowns
Wishing all Cybertruck drivers a very this:
April 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wishing all Cybertruck drivers a very this:
I saw a cyberturck with the thin blue line police respect flag on it very funny 10/10
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I saw a cyberturck with the thin blue line police respect flag on it very funny 10/10
A lot of people appreciate good humor.
Obviously not the average Cyberturck buyer - but a lot of other people.
Obviously not the average Cyberturck buyer - but a lot of other people.
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A lot of people appreciate good humor.
Obviously not the average Cyberturck buyer - but a lot of other people.
Obviously not the average Cyberturck buyer - but a lot of other people.
This is genuinely funny.
How does telling your cult to buy EVs to save your baby daddy square with drill baby drill?!
How many brainwashed rednecks will be trading in their pickup for a Cyberturck I wonder?!
How does telling your cult to buy EVs to save your baby daddy square with drill baby drill?!
How many brainwashed rednecks will be trading in their pickup for a Cyberturck I wonder?!
March 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
This is genuinely funny.
How does telling your cult to buy EVs to save your baby daddy square with drill baby drill?!
How many brainwashed rednecks will be trading in their pickup for a Cyberturck I wonder?!
How does telling your cult to buy EVs to save your baby daddy square with drill baby drill?!
How many brainwashed rednecks will be trading in their pickup for a Cyberturck I wonder?!
"Both, son, because the cyberturck can do EVERYTHING."
June 16, 2024 at 8:43 AM
"Both, son, because the cyberturck can do EVERYTHING."
oh my gods i just saw a cyberturck in person. fucken og tomb raider low poly shit. it wishes it was a classic. it really is so ugly 😭
October 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
oh my gods i just saw a cyberturck in person. fucken og tomb raider low poly shit. it wishes it was a classic. it really is so ugly 😭
Pic of inside back of the Cyberturck and another image from web for reference.
January 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pic of inside back of the Cyberturck and another image from web for reference.
And cue the recall of nearly every single cyberturck on the road for the risk of those steel panels flying off while driving, a significant danger to other cars. Even if Tesla collapses Trump will bail him out for billions of taxpayer money.
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And cue the recall of nearly every single cyberturck on the road for the risk of those steel panels flying off while driving, a significant danger to other cars. Even if Tesla collapses Trump will bail him out for billions of taxpayer money.
Hmm, the screen on the Cyberturck never saw that painted wall coming...
Now that is a horror story.
#SciFIChat
Now that is a horror story.
#SciFIChat
April 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hmm, the screen on the Cyberturck never saw that painted wall coming...
Now that is a horror story.
#SciFIChat
Now that is a horror story.
#SciFIChat
that’s why I hate when people call Cybertrucks ”wankpanzers” because 1. that’s just so reddit 2. using the term ”cyberturck” for other shitty unnecessarily overcomplicated bad products is actually much funnier
November 25, 2024 at 2:54 PM
that’s why I hate when people call Cybertrucks ”wankpanzers” because 1. that’s just so reddit 2. using the term ”cyberturck” for other shitty unnecessarily overcomplicated bad products is actually much funnier
I've been out since May 10th. I literally didn't think I'd EVER see one of those ugly cybertrucks in the wild, but when I did, I was mad I didn't get a photo of it as I was walking. I wondered to myself if I'd see that awful thing again, and I saw it returning 10 minutes later! LOL out! #cyberturck
June 5, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I've been out since May 10th. I literally didn't think I'd EVER see one of those ugly cybertrucks in the wild, but when I did, I was mad I didn't get a photo of it as I was walking. I wondered to myself if I'd see that awful thing again, and I saw it returning 10 minutes later! LOL out! #cyberturck
Muskrat's Cybertruck has a preponderance of exploding into flames, including several fatalities. It is 17 times more likely to have a fire fatality than the Ford Pinto, a car so notoriously combustible that it has become a watchword for corporate greed.
#tesla #cyberturck
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
#tesla #cyberturck
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
fuelarc.com
February 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Muskrat's Cybertruck has a preponderance of exploding into flames, including several fatalities. It is 17 times more likely to have a fire fatality than the Ford Pinto, a car so notoriously combustible that it has become a watchword for corporate greed.
#tesla #cyberturck
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
#tesla #cyberturck
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
New video later today: GROK, Cybertruck, Superchargers, FSD in Europe! #tesla #modely #teslamodely #juniper #teslaupdate #grok #supercharger #superchargertalk #Cyberturck #FSD subscribe www.youtube.com/@ciaotesla?s...
February 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
New video later today: GROK, Cybertruck, Superchargers, FSD in Europe! #tesla #modely #teslamodely #juniper #teslaupdate #grok #supercharger #superchargertalk #Cyberturck #FSD subscribe www.youtube.com/@ciaotesla?s...
Nice little stopover to park my Cyberturck on my way to the SpaceX City on Mars! Will it be operated entirely by AI?
May 2, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Nice little stopover to park my Cyberturck on my way to the SpaceX City on Mars! Will it be operated entirely by AI?
TSLA looking more & more like a car company.
~5% growth in auto revs, 7.6% op margins, and TTM FCF $3.7B, or ~$2B ex EV credits.
Cyberturck would face significant challenges in ramping and becoming FCF positive - likely not until mid 2025 - adding an incremental headwind to profitability
Bernstein
~5% growth in auto revs, 7.6% op margins, and TTM FCF $3.7B, or ~$2B ex EV credits.
Cyberturck would face significant challenges in ramping and becoming FCF positive - likely not until mid 2025 - adding an incremental headwind to profitability
Bernstein
October 19, 2023 at 11:35 AM
TSLA looking more & more like a car company.
~5% growth in auto revs, 7.6% op margins, and TTM FCF $3.7B, or ~$2B ex EV credits.
Cyberturck would face significant challenges in ramping and becoming FCF positive - likely not until mid 2025 - adding an incremental headwind to profitability
Bernstein
~5% growth in auto revs, 7.6% op margins, and TTM FCF $3.7B, or ~$2B ex EV credits.
Cyberturck would face significant challenges in ramping and becoming FCF positive - likely not until mid 2025 - adding an incremental headwind to profitability
Bernstein
Anti- #Musk group wants to vandalize #Teslas. Not cool and will backfire. You could however, throw some manure on the hoods. Washes off, no permanent damage-except chicken manure will eat #cyberturck finish, but then, so does rain.
All natural! #resisters
All natural! #resisters
February 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Anti- #Musk group wants to vandalize #Teslas. Not cool and will backfire. You could however, throw some manure on the hoods. Washes off, no permanent damage-except chicken manure will eat #cyberturck finish, but then, so does rain.
All natural! #resisters
All natural! #resisters
On the ride home I saw a cyberturck with the vanity license plate "MARSWON".
March 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
On the ride home I saw a cyberturck with the vanity license plate "MARSWON".