finished embroidering my jacket :)
March 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
finished embroidering my jacket :)
Law professor here: Things are F-U-C-K-E-D up.
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Law professor here: Things are F-U-C-K-E-D up.
Now you C-D-See it, now you don't.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Now you C-D-See it, now you don't.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
There is a secret code in Donkey Kong 64 that will only play a funny noise, and nothing else. Standing next to a torch in K. Lumsy's room and pressing C-Up, D-Down, C-Left, D-Right, C-Down, D-Up, C-Right and D-Left will make a burp sound... and that's it. There are no other effects.
August 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There is a secret code in Donkey Kong 64 that will only play a funny noise, and nothing else. Standing next to a torch in K. Lumsy's room and pressing C-Up, D-Down, C-Left, D-Right, C-Down, D-Up, C-Right and D-Left will make a burp sound... and that's it. There are no other effects.
s ᴋ ʏ ᴅ ᴏ ᴄ ᴋ
December 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
s ᴋ ʏ ᴅ ᴏ ᴄ ᴋ
guy in the crowd shouting: "I WANT THE D!" made the C-SPAN reporter crack up
June 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
guy in the crowd shouting: "I WANT THE D!" made the C-SPAN reporter crack up
C L A S S I F I C A D O S
September 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
C L A S S I F I C A D O S
alastor---> :D ..... Vox----> >:C #radiostatic
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
alastor---> :D ..... Vox----> >:C #radiostatic
[C] Jackie for @/absolutecat
:D
:D
March 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
[C] Jackie for @/absolutecat
:D
:D
Office Siren Marie c-mm :D
August 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Office Siren Marie c-mm :D
It’s spelled c-r-e-a-t-e-d, not i-n-h-e-r-i-t-e-d, Donald.
September 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It’s spelled c-r-e-a-t-e-d, not i-n-h-e-r-i-t-e-d, Donald.
- Con la C: el que confiesa algo.
- Confeso.
- Con la D: el que defrauda.
- Defraudador.
- ¿Y si juntamos la C y la D?
- Novio de Ayuso.
- ¡Siiiiiii!
- Confeso.
- Con la D: el que defrauda.
- Defraudador.
- ¿Y si juntamos la C y la D?
- Novio de Ayuso.
- ¡Siiiiiii!
December 11, 2024 at 8:38 AM
- Con la C: el que confiesa algo.
- Confeso.
- Con la D: el que defrauda.
- Defraudador.
- ¿Y si juntamos la C y la D?
- Novio de Ayuso.
- ¡Siiiiiii!
- Confeso.
- Con la D: el que defrauda.
- Defraudador.
- ¿Y si juntamos la C y la D?
- Novio de Ayuso.
- ¡Siiiiiii!
No really, I am s h o c k e d
September 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No really, I am s h o c k e d
If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
C Cup going on D Cup😛 🥥🥥
September 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
C Cup going on D Cup😛 🥥🥥
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
The answer to “why isn’t that person in prison” is:
A. SCOTUS
B. Bill Barr
C. The two-tiered justice system
D. Aileen Cannon
E. Any combination of these
A. SCOTUS
B. Bill Barr
C. The two-tiered justice system
D. Aileen Cannon
E. Any combination of these
December 27, 2024 at 4:20 AM
The answer to “why isn’t that person in prison” is:
A. SCOTUS
B. Bill Barr
C. The two-tiered justice system
D. Aileen Cannon
E. Any combination of these
A. SCOTUS
B. Bill Barr
C. The two-tiered justice system
D. Aileen Cannon
E. Any combination of these
You heard him. Now be a good snack and
D E S C E N D
D E S C E N D
September 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
You heard him. Now be a good snack and
D E S C E N D
D E S C E N D
m y d i c k
March 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
m y d i c k
c o o k e d
Drake's label, UMG, has filed a scathing motion to dismiss his lawsuit against them, stating that he’s only suing because he “lost a rap battle” and took legal action to “salve his wounds”
Drake’s Label Files to Dismiss Lawsuit Over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us,’ Says Rapper ‘Lost a Rap Battle He Provoked’
Universal Music Group has filed a motion to dismiss Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us,' claiming he lost the beef.
variety.com
March 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
c o o k e d
g u i d a n c e • h o u n d
March 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
g u i d a n c e • h o u n d
Madam Vice President Kamala Harris & Family
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Madam Vice President Kamala Harris & Family
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
June 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
muy bien entonces c o d?
September 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
muy bien entonces c o d?