Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
2x award-winning crop artist with very strong opinions about toilet paper and W7th dive bars.
📍St. Paul, MN
@twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com
📍St. Paul, MN
@twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com
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🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
S.O.S.
anyone have a rec for an open source/free/not evil version of Google Forms?
September 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
anyone have a rec for an open source/free/not evil version of Google Forms?
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Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Hey @kenmartin.bsky.social, you've never returned my phone call about this. At the DFL state convention in May, you told me Democrats absolutely should not be doing stuff like this and you wanted to know if it was happening.
It's happening.
My phone number hasn't changed.
It's happening.
My phone number hasn't changed.
Holy shit.
Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined.
"I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports."
This is getting out of control.
Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined.
"I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports."
This is getting out of control.
September 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Hey @kenmartin.bsky.social, you've never returned my phone call about this. At the DFL state convention in May, you told me Democrats absolutely should not be doing stuff like this and you wanted to know if it was happening.
It's happening.
My phone number hasn't changed.
It's happening.
My phone number hasn't changed.
Has anyone seen the pics of us all in our seats from The Jacket™️ game? I know someone was taking them.
September 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Has anyone seen the pics of us all in our seats from The Jacket™️ game? I know someone was taking them.
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"As controversy spreads and the country collectively holds its breath to see if Mr. Thrift Shop has Mackled his last More, I find myself asking the question that is surely on everyone's mind: Where the hell is Ryan Lewis?"
buff.ly/busFvRn
buff.ly/busFvRn
Ryan Lewis’s Silence on the Macklemore Situation Is Deafening
“As controversy spreads and the country collectively holds its breath to see if Mr. Thrift Shop has Mackled his last More, I find myself asking the question ...
buff.ly
September 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"As controversy spreads and the country collectively holds its breath to see if Mr. Thrift Shop has Mackled his last More, I find myself asking the question that is surely on everyone's mind: Where the hell is Ryan Lewis?"
buff.ly/busFvRn
buff.ly/busFvRn
It will never match the pure loathing that we Catholic school kids feel toward the CCD miscreants who came into our schools every Wednesday evening to deface our nametags, mess up our desks, and generally wreak havoc on our lives.
lol seriously just last week I was telling a coworker about CCD in NY and said “the level of disdain we all felt at having to go straight from school on Wednesdays to ANOTHER school where our friends’ moms taught us about stuff we didn’t care about and yelled at us…”
September 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
It will never match the pure loathing that we Catholic school kids feel toward the CCD miscreants who came into our schools every Wednesday evening to deface our nametags, mess up our desks, and generally wreak havoc on our lives.
Who needs an alarm clock when Ferd’s morning routine is to scream in my ear until I give him scritchies
September 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Who needs an alarm clock when Ferd’s morning routine is to scream in my ear until I give him scritchies
🚨 VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH POLL (choose only from the options listed below. if the response you want is not there, this is Not For You™️)
1. With which hand do you hit the space bar?
A. Left
B. Right
C. Other
2. Which Shift key do you use?
A. Left
3. Which kind of computer do you have?
A. Mac
B. PC
1. With which hand do you hit the space bar?
A. Left
B. Right
C. Other
2. Which Shift key do you use?
A. Left
3. Which kind of computer do you have?
A. Mac
B. PC
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
🚨 VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH POLL (choose only from the options listed below. if the response you want is not there, this is Not For You™️)
1. With which hand do you hit the space bar?
A. Left
B. Right
C. Other
2. Which Shift key do you use?
A. Left
3. Which kind of computer do you have?
A. Mac
B. PC
1. With which hand do you hit the space bar?
A. Left
B. Right
C. Other
2. Which Shift key do you use?
A. Left
3. Which kind of computer do you have?
A. Mac
B. PC
The problem with finally having a good therapist is that the work is really hard and you have to learn to be okay with being uncomfortable for an indeterminant amount of time before they start getting better.
I wouldn’t trade it. It still fucking sucks though.
I wouldn’t trade it. It still fucking sucks though.
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The problem with finally having a good therapist is that the work is really hard and you have to learn to be okay with being uncomfortable for an indeterminant amount of time before they start getting better.
I wouldn’t trade it. It still fucking sucks though.
I wouldn’t trade it. It still fucking sucks though.
The dentist’s office really should warn you ahead of time that your regular hygienist is out for several months. I’ve had the same one for many years now and I don’t want to see some rando, no matter how capable and nice they are.
No cavities though!
No cavities though!
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The dentist’s office really should warn you ahead of time that your regular hygienist is out for several months. I’ve had the same one for many years now and I don’t want to see some rando, no matter how capable and nice they are.
No cavities though!
No cavities though!
Holy shit imagine if Jacob Frey did this instead of his fucking stupid rich people banquet/circle jerk
September 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Holy shit imagine if Jacob Frey did this instead of his fucking stupid rich people banquet/circle jerk
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SEND ME PICTURE OF THE TOILET PAPERS YOU ENCOUNTER OUTSIDE THE TWIN CITIES! do it! It’s not weird! At least not to me!
Just do not try to review/rate them because that’s my entire thing and you can’t have it.
✌🏻❤️🧻
Just do not try to review/rate them because that’s my entire thing and you can’t have it.
✌🏻❤️🧻
I don’t want to be weird but I was at XNA earlier this week and the tp was kind of impressive. I thought about telling you. But then back to the weird part.
September 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
SEND ME PICTURE OF THE TOILET PAPERS YOU ENCOUNTER OUTSIDE THE TWIN CITIES! do it! It’s not weird! At least not to me!
Just do not try to review/rate them because that’s my entire thing and you can’t have it.
✌🏻❤️🧻
Just do not try to review/rate them because that’s my entire thing and you can’t have it.
✌🏻❤️🧻
this is going to ruin the tour
NEW YORK (AP) — At least three supporting acts quit Ed Sheeran's tour after Macklemore is dropped over pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
September 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
this is going to ruin the tour
okay, ed sheeran. sure.
September 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
okay, ed sheeran. sure.
S.O.S.
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
September 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
S.O.S.
Ignoring all of season 3, I think this is the second-worst episode of Game Changer. It was overly complicated and Vic was absolutely not the right choice.
The bigger Dropout gets, the more they need an outside normie to point out which things just don’t make for entertaining TV.
The bigger Dropout gets, the more they need an outside normie to point out which things just don’t make for entertaining TV.
➡️ Go to Dropout to watch new Game Changer now: watch.dropout.tv/videos/i-spy
I Spy - Season 8 - Dropout
Jacquis, Lily, Vic, Ele, and Brian search for items in Sam's tableaus.
watch.dropout.tv
September 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Ignoring all of season 3, I think this is the second-worst episode of Game Changer. It was overly complicated and Vic was absolutely not the right choice.
The bigger Dropout gets, the more they need an outside normie to point out which things just don’t make for entertaining TV.
The bigger Dropout gets, the more they need an outside normie to point out which things just don’t make for entertaining TV.
Gamechanger BTS: Did anyone else find it funny that Niko was trying to make it sound all dramatic that they only had a week to get the Power Ranger gloves from Vegas to LA?
My guy, it’s an 8-hour round trip.
My guy, it’s an 8-hour round trip.
September 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Gamechanger BTS: Did anyone else find it funny that Niko was trying to make it sound all dramatic that they only had a week to get the Power Ranger gloves from Vegas to LA?
My guy, it’s an 8-hour round trip.
My guy, it’s an 8-hour round trip.
I would love to live in a world where Kaohly Her resigns.
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I would love to live in a world where Kaohly Her resigns.
I love that these idiots somehow still have no concept of the Streisand Effect. I hope they keep that up.
September 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I love that these idiots somehow still have no concept of the Streisand Effect. I hope they keep that up.
Do I go to sleep now or do I play Blue Prince and hope it doesn’t crash on me again
September 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Do I go to sleep now or do I play Blue Prince and hope it doesn’t crash on me again
Got accused of being in the Illuminati today 🤷🏻♀️
September 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Got accused of being in the Illuminati today 🤷🏻♀️
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It’s so weird that Nathan Fielder is all over the internet. I can’t go anywhere without seeing posts about him. I’m happy about it because I love him.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
September 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It’s so weird that Nathan Fielder is all over the internet. I can’t go anywhere without seeing posts about him. I’m happy about it because I love him.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
It’s so weird that Nathan Fielder is all over the internet. I can’t go anywhere without seeing posts about him. I’m happy about it because I love him.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
September 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It’s so weird that Nathan Fielder is all over the internet. I can’t go anywhere without seeing posts about him. I’m happy about it because I love him.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.
It’s interesting that all the people suddenly care about him. I just want to know where they all were during the Miracle Over the Mojave.