me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.
Me: “oh does he have a sword?”
Daughter: “*HE*?!?!?!?!?”
Kid is learning early how to call out my implicit biases, good for her!
Me: “oh does he have a sword?”
Daughter: “*HE*?!?!?!?!?”
Kid is learning early how to call out my implicit biases, good for her!
My son: Egypt
My daughter: Turkey
My youngest daughter: Taco Bell
My youngest daughter is currently my favorite due to her practical, cost-effective preferences.
My son: Egypt
My daughter: Turkey
My youngest daughter: Taco Bell
My youngest daughter is currently my favorite due to her practical, cost-effective preferences.
How can he be trusted as America's Attorney General?
ANSWER: You CAN'T trust him.
How can he be trusted as America's Attorney General?
ANSWER: You CAN'T trust him.