#DCProblems
Living near Travis AFB, I see the C-117s and the occasional C-5. I did see a KC-10 not that long ago. That's the one based on the DC-10, so that's my #DCProblems C what I did there?
June 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
B-2 bombers keep flying over my house. #DCProblems
June 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
June 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
WTF is with the never-ending motorcade presence in Dupont and Sheridan-Kalorama today? Honestly: for the past 4-5 hours there have been motorcades all over the area, moving to-and-fro.

Hoping this was the last one of the day but it's as if they forget regular people live here, too.

#DCproblems
May 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I tell you what, doing supportive honking while negotiating a traffic circle on the District line is a whole thing. (I was careful.)

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March 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Quick, take that picture before he comes over and airbrushes it faux-gold! #dcproblems
March 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Major challenge is going to be not eating everything I bought from Vace's freezer case before the storm even gets here. #DCproblems
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking Hegseth has too many military flights in the area and the pilot just announced we need to wait for them to clear the airspace. Another 5-10 minute delay. #airtravel #dca #dcproblems
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nothing but invasions: We go from spotted lantern fly season straight into ginko ball season now?! #endtimes or #climatechange #dcproblems that aren’t the national guard or ice 🥪🥪🥪
September 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We now have a man who walks our block screaming threats. The question is, is this new the last two days, or have I only just noticed because it's cool enough to have the windows open for the first time in months?

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August 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It is SO HUMID and I am DYING 🥵🥵🥵 #dcproblems
June 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One day we will cure the common cold AND stop autocorrect from making Dupont Circle - DuPont Circle. It will be glorious.
June 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Has anyone checked in on all the #WashingtonDC #Twinks now all the #daddies have lost their government jobs? #DCproblems #overheardinagaybar #gay #queer #lgbtq #monday #MondayMotivation
April 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Officially time to submerge my #roseofjericho, water & sing to the rest of my plants to invite some loving vibrations into my heart. It’s proper hard to pretend around the kiddo that I’m not visibly upset whenever I leave the house to interact with the masses of DC. can only change me #dcproblems
February 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s a look of desolate confusion plastered on the faces of every staffer I see leaving the Hill at the end of the day here in DC. Because if we’re wondering “WTF” they’re clearly wondering “WTFlyingF?” #dcproblems
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There are enough SUVs/Secret Service in front of the hotel next door for a decent sized motorcade. They're also in my way. #DCproblems
December 3, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Dear Max Brenner: For a store that hasn’t even opened yet, you sure advertise a lot. #dcproblems
July 1, 2013 at 12:10 AM
Passed by two unidentified members of Congress (wearing lapel pins) while driving my kid home from baseball practice, and one freaked me out a little by starting to cross the street against the light as I drove by. #dcproblems @juliemason.bsky.social
April 30, 2024 at 12:12 AM
What's a Senator? #DCProblems
April 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM