Decaf is bullshit.
April 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Decaf is bullshit.
Democrats think they deserve applause just because their fascism comes in decaf.
February 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Democrats think they deserve applause just because their fascism comes in decaf.
better switch to decaf
September 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
better switch to decaf
Yesterday somebody called me 'pretentious'. I nearly choked on my oat milk decaf double choc mocha latte
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Yesterday somebody called me 'pretentious'. I nearly choked on my oat milk decaf double choc mocha latte
CBD is decaf weed
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
CBD is decaf weed
What would be the most appropriate title for the new Chuck Schumer book?
I would suggest DECAF or OF MICE AND... MORE MICE.
I would suggest DECAF or OF MICE AND... MORE MICE.
March 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What would be the most appropriate title for the new Chuck Schumer book?
I would suggest DECAF or OF MICE AND... MORE MICE.
I would suggest DECAF or OF MICE AND... MORE MICE.
I'm in a pub having a decaf tea.
You heard me.
You heard me.
March 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm in a pub having a decaf tea.
You heard me.
You heard me.
Commission for Decaf
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Commission for Decaf
Commission for Decaf
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Commission for Decaf
Don’t worry, it’s decaf ☕️🥱🍆
March 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Don’t worry, it’s decaf ☕️🥱🍆
did you know that if you just switch to decaf you can eliminate 65% of the toxins and 100% of the joy from your morning
March 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
did you know that if you just switch to decaf you can eliminate 65% of the toxins and 100% of the joy from your morning
We love a good latex suit oc swap! Commission for Decaf!
May 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We love a good latex suit oc swap! Commission for Decaf!
Decaf Reefer Madness
February 5, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Decaf Reefer Madness
iced decaf and tiramisu
if you were the messiah, and people did communion with what was purported to be your blood and body, what would parishioners be given at the altar?
August 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
iced decaf and tiramisu
Bit of a paradox that it takes a US Democrat to challenge Farage, whereas UK Labour does a decaf tribute act for him
Democrat @raskin.house.gov excoriates Nigel Farage for banning journalists from Reform UK events:
"I'm asking you a direct question. Why do you ban journalists who oppose your views from coming to your events? Why did you tell local government not to do interviews with your local newspaper?"
"I'm asking you a direct question. Why do you ban journalists who oppose your views from coming to your events? Why did you tell local government not to do interviews with your local newspaper?"
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bit of a paradox that it takes a US Democrat to challenge Farage, whereas UK Labour does a decaf tribute act for him
What kind of fucking lunatic drinks decaf espresso?
July 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
What kind of fucking lunatic drinks decaf espresso?
im gonna fuck a box of tea
August 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
im gonna fuck a box of tea
‘Mornin y’all. Out of regular coffee, so I’m drinking decaf before my workout. We’ll see how this goes…
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
‘Mornin y’all. Out of regular coffee, so I’m drinking decaf before my workout. We’ll see how this goes…
Can confirm: R2 Decaf is single, who wants him? ☕️
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Can confirm: R2 Decaf is single, who wants him? ☕️
Bloke at work switched to decaf and instantly became an arsehole. I started filling his instant decaf jar with regular caffeinated instant. Sorry Nick, But I'd rather work with the nice one.
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Bloke at work switched to decaf and instantly became an arsehole. I started filling his instant decaf jar with regular caffeinated instant. Sorry Nick, But I'd rather work with the nice one.