Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
Decisions, Decisions.
Who should Freddy pick, I wonder?
Who should Freddy pick, I wonder?
September 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Decisions, Decisions.
Who should Freddy pick, I wonder?
Who should Freddy pick, I wonder?
September 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Decisions, Decisions.
Which hat to wear today?
Which hat to wear today?
April 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Decisions, Decisions.
Which hat to wear today?
Which hat to wear today?
You don’t impeach judges because you disagree with their decisions; you appeal the decisions.
February 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You don’t impeach judges because you disagree with their decisions; you appeal the decisions.
decisions decisions
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
decisions decisions
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
September 26, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
Decisions, decisions..
March 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Decisions, decisions..
ooh decisions decisions
March 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
ooh decisions decisions
Decisions, decisions …
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Decisions, decisions …
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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August 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I see a lot of men online who insist that women make decisions based on emotions, while men make decisions based on logic. As someone who spent a summer selling cars, I can tell you they've got it upside-down.
September 26, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I see a lot of men online who insist that women make decisions based on emotions, while men make decisions based on logic. As someone who spent a summer selling cars, I can tell you they've got it upside-down.
exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,
October 2, 2024 at 1:26 PM
exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,
Zelenskyy: "I will never accept any decisions between the United States and Russia about Ukraine. Never."
February 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Zelenskyy: "I will never accept any decisions between the United States and Russia about Ukraine. Never."
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
April 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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April 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes
September 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes
“the combat decisions HE has made”
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“the combat decisions HE has made”
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/
February 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/
30 minutes until Supreme Court decisions and oral arguments.
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
30 minutes until Supreme Court decisions and oral arguments.
We need to normalize that it’s not “politicizing” when people die due to political decisions. Especially when there are warnings of the consequences when the decisions are made.
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We need to normalize that it’s not “politicizing” when people die due to political decisions. Especially when there are warnings of the consequences when the decisions are made.