#DETECTS
she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten
February 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
when discord detects i mentioned danganronpa offhand twice in the last month and then auto-detects i am 12
September 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Japanese robot detects 0.1mm rail cracks and repairs them autonomously at night using 10,000 RPM grinding and ultrasonic inspection
May 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He detects you!🔎
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
can there be a browser plugin that detects ai images and replaces them with this
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications
February 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Breakthrough blood test detects cancer years before symptoms appear
Breakthrough blood test detects cancer years before symptoms appear
Cancer signs detected in blood over three years in advance for some patients
www.independent.co.uk
June 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Average Saudi Patriot Battery when it detects a Shahed
August 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Waymo detects you have an outstanding warrant.

Waymo detects you are a debtor in default.

Waymo detects you are a dissident.
The image in the quoted skeet is of an article titled "waymo reports teen riders for bad behavior and delivers them to the police" with a picture of a waymo in san bruno, CA.

This is nightmare shit.
Oh cool, an Easter egg feature that traps you in a driverless car and kidnaps you when it's decided you've misbehaved.

Imagine what a hacker group or ICE can do with this. The fact that this is even functionally possible is horrifying.
July 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"Canada just developed a wearable patch that detects early signs of postoperative infection through continuous temperature and inflammatory marker tracking, based on a Montreal hospital study."
- from Neil Degrasse Tyson
August 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: MIT Professor Develop Technology That Could Detect Ovarian Cancer Before It's Too Late

After losing loved ones to cancer, MIT Professor Angela Belcher developed a technology that detects ovarian cancer early, before it spreads.
August 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Vision Pro when it detects an android user
February 11, 2024 at 1:31 AM
September 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
as a reminder this game will only glitch out or act strange if it detects you have an unpure heart
Clean up Isle Delfino and track down the culprit responsible for making a mess in Super Mario Sunshine, available now on Nintendo Switch 2 with GameCube - Nintendo Classics for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members.
August 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
[ Charybdis - a #GhostSoap minicomic ]
Page 1, the heartbeat sensor detects someone… or something.
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
need a filter for this website that detects a twitter screenshot and nukes it
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: MIT engineers develop a breath test that detects pneumonia in minutes no X-rays, no lab wait. Just a single breath

Two MIT engineers, Loza Tadesse and Aditya Garg, have developed a breath test that can detect pneumonia in minutes.
August 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
⚠️ BREAKING:

California detects a new human case of H5N1 bird flu.
December 28, 2024 at 12:34 PM
bet the secret device is a machine that detects whether someone is gay
“The product will be capable of being fully aware of a user’s surroundings and life, will be unobtrusive, able to rest in one’s pocket or on one’s desk, and will be a third core device a person would put on a desk after a MacBook Pro and an iPhone.” 🫠
Exclusive | What Sam Altman Told OpenAI About the Secret Device He’s Making With Jony Ive
The idea is a “chance to do the biggest thing we’ve ever done as a company here,” Altman told OpenAI employees Wednesday.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
meta ray bans plug in that detects that plug in and immediately bricks those glasses
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM