#DISCORDIAN
This month's zine is going to be about Discordian Magick
April 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Crocheted a sweater for @discordian.ca for Valentine's Day! 🧶💙💖
February 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
August 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
she also got mad at my cousin for "disrespecting [my aunts] religion" by being a discordian
October 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I'm a Discordian and my wife is a Pastafarian, yet somehow we make it work
June 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
October 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Savage Master - Look for a Sacrifice
YouTube video by Discordian Horror
youtu.be
October 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Admiral McRaven: Confirmed Discordian
June 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Reminder, this proclamation is "real" (it was really, really, for realsies made by a practicing Discordian Pope & POEE member-in-good-standing):
March 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Discordian God Card Package #OmniumGatherum library.hrmtc.com/20...
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There's a Discordian joke here somewhere.
48 if his own is counted:
April 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
First crochet project of the new year done! 🧶
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The Boulder-based Discordian publication Mongo Stack, Spring 1991...
March 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
January 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
December 24, 2024 at 10:17 AM
ok you're just making this up now
Discordian calendar - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Some stuff from my "essential reading" shelf.
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 PM
HBD to Discordian Saint @catvincent.bsky.social!
February 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hereby preemptively excommunicate Jance Dance Vance from the Discordian church
Excommunicate that sumbitch from your church; I would
your holiness it is time to use your powers and send jd vance to hell
April 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Only the Catholic Pope is dying. Several billion Discordian popes are doing just fine. Better than you’d hope they’d be probably.
February 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New Discordian heresy just dropped.
Yo enough! A hot dog is NOT a sandwich. Let me break it down.

The opening of a sammy is on the sides. So when you bite, you get a vertically-arranged experience.

But the opening of a hot dog is at the top. So when you bite, you get a horizontally-arranged experience.

Huge difference!
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The act of a Discordian Saint
There was a line of people to take pictures at these stupid wings and all of them were screaming at me to scoot over.
February 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Well now you just sound like a Discordian
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
New Discordian Saint just dropped
So uhhhhh the guy Sluggo shot is gonna live but apparently Saint Sluggo has a new nickname up at the shop due to where he shot the guy. This is NOT the finished product, I’m just too tired to finish tonight.
February 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM