#DISCOVER-ME
Discover tab on here keeps trying to show me Krassensteins Kontent
June 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
all shall discover me and despair
You are all there is to Discover, congrats.
January 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
me whenever anti-trump ai slop shows up in my discover feed
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Made me smile to discover this. A little nugget. 😊
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
September 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This drawing of a weasel made me discover my inner stoat a couple years back

It just felt me
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
the Discover feed called me jarry
June 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Discover Weekly just called me an old faggot
July 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Discover a wonderful taste experience with me.
July 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Brother are you trying to kill me
September 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"give me your joke non-understanders, your nov '24 joiners" - ancient discover tab proverb
March 27, 2026 at 8:28 PM
when y'all piss me off i go over to the Discover tab and pretend those are my friends
January 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Help, help! I'm in the discover feed! Let me out!!!!
March 23, 2026 at 10:12 AM
this is literally the only good thing the Discover feed has ever shown me
the sliced thumb was worth it, i made this friendly little guy
February 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lazy days make me happy 💟

#realnsfw #discover #nsfw
September 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"What is THIS horseshit?" - me, .5 seconds before realizing I'm on the Discover tab
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
asking my followers, how did you discover me?
August 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You: “I hope I end up on discover one day”

Me:
September 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I just spent 30 minutes trying to cancel Disney Plus only to discover I cancelled it months ago. Follow me for more trendsetting moves.
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
yeah
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Hooters branded Discover card" made me laugh out loud
September 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
fancy helping me discover "overbreeding"? 😏
July 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I will say, my experience on Bluesky has been way better since they let me opt out of Discover feeds.
September 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Mom I'm in the discover tab again. Pray for me.
January 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me accidentally clicking the Discover tab
August 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM