Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
I dunno guys. I kinda feel like the administration overplayed their hand starting a war to distract from ICE to distract from the economy to distract from the Epstein Files...
March 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I dunno guys. I kinda feel like the administration overplayed their hand starting a war to distract from ICE to distract from the economy to distract from the Epstein Files...
Malania to distract from the war
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
April 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Malania to distract from the war
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files.
April 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files.
Distract distract distract
March 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Distract distract distract
Distract Distract Distract
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Distract Distract Distract
FBI: Quick, distract them from the Epstein files!
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FBI: Quick, distract them from the Epstein files!
July 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Distract you a little with my pretty pussy 😼😈
September 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Distract you a little with my pretty pussy 😼😈
No wonder they are desperately trying to distract us
July 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No wonder they are desperately trying to distract us
Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.
June 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.
The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.
February 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.
He faked another assassination attempt to try to distract from the war that he had started in attempts to distract from the Epstein files.
April 26, 2026 at 12:33 PM
He faked another assassination attempt to try to distract from the war that he had started in attempts to distract from the Epstein files.
Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.
I am not sure why Melania Trump decided to make a statement about Jeffrey Epstein seemingly out of nowhere today, but if the idea was to put the ongoing coverup in the rearview mirror it will backfire spectacularly
April 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.
Maybe they’ll release the Epstein files to distract from the tariffs.
February 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Maybe they’ll release the Epstein files to distract from the tariffs.
I don’t wanna study pls distract
December 1, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I don’t wanna study pls distract
don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
What do Republicans have for us today to distract from their failures?
September 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
What do Republicans have for us today to distract from their failures?
I still believe he’s trying to distract from Epstein
March 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I still believe he’s trying to distract from Epstein
Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world
June 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world
Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."
Thou shalt not kill schoolchildren to distract from your crimes against children.
March 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Thou shalt not kill schoolchildren to distract from your crimes against children.
Don't let the beans distract you~! 💙
September 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don't let the beans distract you~! 💙