February 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
December 20, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I've seen 'ten' spelled out in Spanish
plenty of times, but I've only
ever seen 'eleven' spelled once.
#DJotD #WorksBetterIfYouKnowSpanish
I've seen 'ten' spelled out in Spanish
plenty of times, but I've only
ever seen 'eleven' spelled once.
#DJotD #WorksBetterIfYouKnowSpanish
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I've seen 'ten' spelled out in Spanish
plenty of times, but I've only
ever seen 'eleven' spelled once.
#DJotD #WorksBetterIfYouKnowSpanish
I've seen 'ten' spelled out in Spanish
plenty of times, but I've only
ever seen 'eleven' spelled once.
#DJotD #WorksBetterIfYouKnowSpanish
December 11, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I think I've gotten addicted to
eating Thanksgiving leftovers
directly from the refrigerator.
The hardest part is going to be
quitting cold turkey.
#DJotD
I think I've gotten addicted to
eating Thanksgiving leftovers
directly from the refrigerator.
The hardest part is going to be
quitting cold turkey.
#DJotD
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I think I've gotten addicted to
eating Thanksgiving leftovers
directly from the refrigerator.
The hardest part is going to be
quitting cold turkey.
#DJotD
I think I've gotten addicted to
eating Thanksgiving leftovers
directly from the refrigerator.
The hardest part is going to be
quitting cold turkey.
#DJotD
Dad Joke of the Day:
Everyone knows about
Karl Marx's economic theory,
but fewer people know that
his sister Anya invented
the starter pistol.
#DJotD
Everyone knows about
Karl Marx's economic theory,
but fewer people know that
his sister Anya invented
the starter pistol.
#DJotD
November 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
Everyone knows about
Karl Marx's economic theory,
but fewer people know that
his sister Anya invented
the starter pistol.
#DJotD
Everyone knows about
Karl Marx's economic theory,
but fewer people know that
his sister Anya invented
the starter pistol.
#DJotD
Dad Joke of the Day:
I work on a production line
that makes Dracula action figures.
There's only two of us, so
I have to make every second Count.
#DJotD
I work on a production line
that makes Dracula action figures.
There's only two of us, so
I have to make every second Count.
#DJotD
May 28, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I work on a production line
that makes Dracula action figures.
There's only two of us, so
I have to make every second Count.
#DJotD
I work on a production line
that makes Dracula action figures.
There's only two of us, so
I have to make every second Count.
#DJotD
March 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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April 7, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
Penguins secrete an oil
that coats their feathers
and aids heat retention,
proving the old adage
that the oily bird gets the warm.
#DJotD 🐧
Penguins secrete an oil
that coats their feathers
and aids heat retention,
proving the old adage
that the oily bird gets the warm.
#DJotD 🐧
April 11, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
Penguins secrete an oil
that coats their feathers
and aids heat retention,
proving the old adage
that the oily bird gets the warm.
#DJotD 🐧
Penguins secrete an oil
that coats their feathers
and aids heat retention,
proving the old adage
that the oily bird gets the warm.
#DJotD 🐧
Dad Joke of the Day:
I just opened my
fourth birthday card,
and so far I have $180.
Not bad for someone
just starting a new job
as a postal carrier.
#DJotD
I just opened my
fourth birthday card,
and so far I have $180.
Not bad for someone
just starting a new job
as a postal carrier.
#DJotD
December 13, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Dad Joke of the Day:
I just opened my
fourth birthday card,
and so far I have $180.
Not bad for someone
just starting a new job
as a postal carrier.
#DJotD
I just opened my
fourth birthday card,
and so far I have $180.
Not bad for someone
just starting a new job
as a postal carrier.
#DJotD
April 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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