#DOE's
also I can't take credit for this, this was doe's headcanon to begin with
November 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
we can use chicago's dem's dee's doe's
November 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Happy Halloween from the spookiest of them all! That being the DOE’s Green Reaper! HT: @nuclearanthro.bsky.social for the photos!
October 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The doe's lack of reaction doesn't look right.

Still the video made many people happy.

Shows people love AI!
October 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Good morning lovely people, coffee is ready ☕️☕️ Have a great Tuesday! 😊
Guten Morgen ihr Lieben, Kaffee ist fertig ☕️☕️ Habt einen schönen Dienstag! 😊
November 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
1 The nyt has cast DOE’s abandonment of sexual assault investigations under Title IX as a clash between “ideologies.”

2 The nyt campaigned against trans kids, stoking hate and publishing falsehoods.

3 The nyt has largely ignored new rape accusations against Trump.

There’s a connection here.
The Trump administration has worked to portray itself as protecting women and girls through their anti-trans policies. Meanwhile, they've worked tirelessly to undermine protections against sexual assault.

Wither Title IX, in this exceptional new reported story by @billiejsweeney.bsky.social.
False Protection: Trump Fails Women in Title IX Assault Cases - Assigned Media
Rules put survivors on trial. Education department abandons investigations. Bogus anti-trans cases are pursued instead.
assignedmedia.org
October 29, 2026 at 12:36 PM
October 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Doe's wild!
November 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
DOE’s civil rights office “reached 0 resolution agreements involving sexual harassment, sexual violence, seclusion or restraint, racial harassment, or discriminatory school discipline.” Bernie Sanders found in an April report

That’s right: 0
October 29, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Have a cute Nico sitting (captured from one of Jin Doe's livestreams :D)
November 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Dr. Larissa Portnoff, a clinical psychologist, one of the Jane Doe's in the Epstein files, has come forward to tell her story. Some question, "why now?"
I say, "why not!"
November 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
She says she is one of the Jane Doe’s in the Judiciary Report
November 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
There are far too many "Jane Doe's" with even just one, but the ones who have come forward are a miniscule number of those he and his "friends" have violated over the years.
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Then: "I'm mad at people who don't post alt text because visual access is important."

Now: "I'm mad at people who don't post alt text because I don't understand the DoE's cryptic and probably racist memes"
My friend in the Dept of Ed had to leave her job where she made sure disabled kids could access education, so these volitional subhumans could post like this
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Duke Lacrosse 2.0

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (D) announced that state police would take over sexual assault complaints at Cornell University after widespread outrage over the handling of Jane Doe’s gang rape allegations.

thehill.com/homenews/edu...
October 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
October 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Published resource estimates for DOE's 8 quantum computing priority applications exceed illustrative hardware targets by 10-100x—raising feasibility questions ahead of 2028 first-generation quantum computer evaluation.

#QuantumComputing #FaultTolerant #News
DOE's Quantum Genesis Priority Applications: Technical Analysis of Fault-Tolerant Computing Targets
iq.fp2.dev
October 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
5. Especially when the institution they work for is facing serious questions about its handling of Jane Doe’s allegations.

Those allegations remain unproven. The seven men named in her civil lawsuit deny wrongdoing.

But Cornell’s leadership can be scrutinized without first resolving the civil case
November 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Deer in Your Garden: A Doe's Year, and Why the Fence Has to Be 8 Feet

Full video: https://youtu.be/x1jch6QS4ts
#gardening #vegetablegarden
November 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
There are a lot of Jane Doe's in these documents.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Age Verification | United States Department of Justice
www.justice.gov
November 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
So I'll say one thing (not the only thing) that has stopped me from trying it is I have no idea what any of this is doing. A demo site with John Doe's xo stuff could be good, or some kind of more comprehensive "what is this doing"
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.” — Det. William Somerset (Morgan Freeman), Se7en
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The Department of Education: the worst part of this administration that we talk about least.

See also Seth Cotlar’s thread on the DOE’s suggested scary Halloween costumes (History professor, etc).
Woke up to the US government running my fanart through AI and posting it. Obviously I completely disavow this, and did not consent to it.
October 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM