Draftking CEO crying on cnbc about new Illinois tax lol
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Draftking CEO crying on cnbc about new Illinois tax lol
No, no, no, still too dignified and tasteful. Make it worse, add some DraftKing advertisements and an animatronic Jesus, it's what we want and want we deserve.
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
No, no, no, still too dignified and tasteful. Make it worse, add some DraftKing advertisements and an animatronic Jesus, it's what we want and want we deserve.
I don't know if social media is addictive (not my lane) but if your only framework for addiction is chemical addiction maybe sit this one out.
It is incredible to live through the draftking era and ignore that gambling addiction is real and completely devastating.
Behavioral addictions exist
It is incredible to live through the draftking era and ignore that gambling addiction is real and completely devastating.
Behavioral addictions exist
March 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I don't know if social media is addictive (not my lane) but if your only framework for addiction is chemical addiction maybe sit this one out.
It is incredible to live through the draftking era and ignore that gambling addiction is real and completely devastating.
Behavioral addictions exist
It is incredible to live through the draftking era and ignore that gambling addiction is real and completely devastating.
Behavioral addictions exist
“Someone in government should regulate this”
(5 mins later)
Trump administration announces Sterling P. DraftKing IV as new secretary of commerce
(5 mins later)
Trump administration announces Sterling P. DraftKing IV as new secretary of commerce
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
“Someone in government should regulate this”
(5 mins later)
Trump administration announces Sterling P. DraftKing IV as new secretary of commerce
(5 mins later)
Trump administration announces Sterling P. DraftKing IV as new secretary of commerce
You know who was the DraftKing of Kings?
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You know who was the DraftKing of Kings?
Most popular baby names, 2027:
Parley
Anjin
Chalk
DraftKing
Prop
Marauder
Bookie
Parley
Anjin
Chalk
DraftKing
Prop
Marauder
Bookie
April 30, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Most popular baby names, 2027:
Parley
Anjin
Chalk
DraftKing
Prop
Marauder
Bookie
Parley
Anjin
Chalk
DraftKing
Prop
Marauder
Bookie
In the DraftKing States of America, working class and middle class is a vibe not an economic hierarchy
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
In the DraftKing States of America, working class and middle class is a vibe not an economic hierarchy
Check their DraftKing accounts immediately
January 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Check their DraftKing accounts immediately
Now that I broke up with my X, where am I supposed to watch Draftking ads?
November 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Now that I broke up with my X, where am I supposed to watch Draftking ads?
The USFS research alone is probably small potatoes to many but an absolute killer. They along with USDA have so many continuous projects that are both practical and endlessly fascinating. We’re tossing everything interesting in the heap to become a nation of crypto and DraftKing dorks.
April 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The USFS research alone is probably small potatoes to many but an absolute killer. They along with USDA have so many continuous projects that are both practical and endlessly fascinating. We’re tossing everything interesting in the heap to become a nation of crypto and DraftKing dorks.
this might be the only remaining way to watch the nfl without draftking ads
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this might be the only remaining way to watch the nfl without draftking ads
One thing that's interesting is every study on sports betting apps shows that people do not view it as 'gambling'.
For both frequent gamblers and non-gamblers, the draftking apps do not register as risk the same way traditional betting does so even if they're already gambling it's on top of that.
For both frequent gamblers and non-gamblers, the draftking apps do not register as risk the same way traditional betting does so even if they're already gambling it's on top of that.
December 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
One thing that's interesting is every study on sports betting apps shows that people do not view it as 'gambling'.
For both frequent gamblers and non-gamblers, the draftking apps do not register as risk the same way traditional betting does so even if they're already gambling it's on top of that.
For both frequent gamblers and non-gamblers, the draftking apps do not register as risk the same way traditional betting does so even if they're already gambling it's on top of that.
now with extra DraftKing of Kings
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
October 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
now with extra DraftKing of Kings
What’s the DraftKing spread on the debate tonight?
October 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
What’s the DraftKing spread on the debate tonight?
DraftKing has the over/under at 2.5 years until he returns to prision.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
DraftKing has the over/under at 2.5 years until he returns to prision.
DraftKing ads be like:
[Inexplicable English accent]
[Inexplicable English accent]
May 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
DraftKing ads be like:
[Inexplicable English accent]
[Inexplicable English accent]
It was already bad when I was a kid in the 70s/80s, and one of my friends Dad was banned from *Little League* because he was too intense and yelled at the umpires!
To make it worse, now the sports obessesed parents need Timmy to make NFL money just so they can pay off their DraftKing losses.
To make it worse, now the sports obessesed parents need Timmy to make NFL money just so they can pay off their DraftKing losses.
September 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It was already bad when I was a kid in the 70s/80s, and one of my friends Dad was banned from *Little League* because he was too intense and yelled at the umpires!
To make it worse, now the sports obessesed parents need Timmy to make NFL money just so they can pay off their DraftKing losses.
To make it worse, now the sports obessesed parents need Timmy to make NFL money just so they can pay off their DraftKing losses.
I am a degenerate gambler and draftking commercials on MLB broadcasts are just fucking wrong.
April 11, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I am a degenerate gambler and draftking commercials on MLB broadcasts are just fucking wrong.
Can’t believe NBC moved my man Steve ‘The Khakis’ Kornacki from MSNBC just have him doing football DraftKing promos.
September 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Can’t believe NBC moved my man Steve ‘The Khakis’ Kornacki from MSNBC just have him doing football DraftKing promos.
"Next up on the other side of the break, Two NBA coaches were arrested by the FBI for gambling....but first, a word from our sponsors DraftKing and Fan Duel, official partners of the NBA"
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Next up on the other side of the break, Two NBA coaches were arrested by the FBI for gambling....but first, a word from our sponsors DraftKing and Fan Duel, official partners of the NBA"
*AI video of the Draftking dropping shit on me while sipping my coffee and Trevor Lawrence taking an unforgivable sack*
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*AI video of the Draftking dropping shit on me while sipping my coffee and Trevor Lawrence taking an unforgivable sack*
