#DadWin
September 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So diving for sinky toys in the pool is fun. But at 41 it would be weird if I just did it on my own.

#DadWin
August 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
July 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It may be the end of the school year but I’m still turning out high quality lunches for the kids. #DadWin
June 10, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I didn't even get the hug so i drew the hug and now i cry again (and appreciate manga dadwin but this isn't about him--)
May 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I just taught the boy how to test if a 9-volt battery has juice by sticking it to your tongue
#DadWin
April 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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February 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Son’s been telling me about having to study poetry at school and how boring he finds it all. So we just spent an hour watching John Cooper Clark performances on YouTube. Turned that one right around #DadWin
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
can't rely on dadwin for meals gdi
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PROOF: GOOD PARENTING WORKS ✅

#DadWin #ParentingVictory #RaisingKidsRight
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Realized I don't have many selfies on Instagram. Oh look! There's Chloe! #dadwin
August 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
In the course of parenting there come those times when you know your children are faking their ailments to get out of bed and try to score some grape flavored medicine. That's when I give them soy sauce in a medicine cup and send them back to bed #dadwin
August 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i make weekends fun for my boy. i still have the rule of no video games after 8pm... but it doesnt count if its the raspberry pi retro console i made for him in his room (hooked up to a CRT of course!) #DadWin
August 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My daughter was told they couldn’t sing her happy birthday because her birthday was in between when school ended and summer camp started. Solution buy the group cupcakes so they have to sing happy birthday. #dadwin
June 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Major #DadWin - cracking open a post lawn mowing beer right as a pop up thunderstorm moves in. THE LAWN NEEDED THE RAIN.
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The security person at Allianz Field said the diaper bag I packed today was the most organized diaper bag they had seen all day. #DadWin
May 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
May the 4th include a kiddo who wanted to make dad's holiday special...

Star wars toast

#maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #dadwin
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just used two bit of 90x45 I left in the basement, jic it's needed later.

#dadwin
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
#DadWin - I just asked Mstr 9 to open the roller shutters (new place, still exciting) and as they rose he announced, unprompted, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" with all the pomp and ceremony he could muster.

Yeeeeeees :-)
March 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My teenager actually looked back at the house and waved as he walked off to school this morning. He turned and waved! #dadwin
March 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
how you think that's a fail, I dunno, that's a #DadWin
February 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM