just called ICE and told them MS 13 gang members have Mrs. Dalloway tattoos
August 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
just called ICE and told them MS 13 gang members have Mrs. Dalloway tattoos
mrs dalloway said she
might buy a bleach kit and do it my fucking self
July 29, 2023 at 5:27 PM
mrs dalloway said she
interesting to learn nancy mace had the first line of mrs. dalloway tattooed on her. the first line, of course, sets up the scene of mrs. dalloway buying flowers for her dinner party, where she would wrestle with her homosexual memories of, and desires for, her friend sally.
August 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
interesting to learn nancy mace had the first line of mrs. dalloway tattooed on her. the first line, of course, sets up the scene of mrs. dalloway buying flowers for her dinner party, where she would wrestle with her homosexual memories of, and desires for, her friend sally.
Mrs. Dalloway said she would make the McGriddles herself
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Mrs. Dalloway said she would make the McGriddles herself
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
Bought myself a steak pie and a fudge doughnut, like Mrs Dalloway
September 25, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Bought myself a steak pie and a fudge doughnut, like Mrs Dalloway
Mrs Dalloway said she'd call Interflora herself
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she'd call Interflora herself
Mrs Dalloway said she would elect the speaker herself.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Republican party no longer in possession of a its senses or values, must be in want of a speaker.
To lose one Speaker may regarded as a misfortune. To lose four looks like carelessness.
October 25, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she would elect the speaker herself.
Mrs. Dalloway vibes.
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mrs. Dalloway vibes.
Mrs Dalloway said she would pick the speaker herself
There was no possibility of choosing a Speaker that day.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into the Speaker of the House
October 25, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she would pick the speaker herself
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In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the zoo herself
December 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the zoo herself
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs. Dalloway.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs. Dalloway.
Roses are redde
A goode gin ys Tanqueray
Hath Nancy Mace
Reade all of *Mrs. Dalloway*?
A goode gin ys Tanqueray
Hath Nancy Mace
Reade all of *Mrs. Dalloway*?
August 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Roses are redde
A goode gin ys Tanqueray
Hath Nancy Mace
Reade all of *Mrs. Dalloway*?
A goode gin ys Tanqueray
Hath Nancy Mace
Reade all of *Mrs. Dalloway*?
Mrs Dalloway said she would get the speakership herself.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing as the GOP candidate for Speaker.
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when he was the GOP Speaker candidate before withdrawing several hours later.
October 25, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she would get the speakership herself.
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"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
March 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
Beauty, the world seemed to say.
~Virginia Woolf (Mrs. Dalloway)
~Virginia Woolf (Mrs. Dalloway)
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September 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Beauty, the world seemed to say.
~Virginia Woolf (Mrs. Dalloway)
~Virginia Woolf (Mrs. Dalloway)
We were somewhere around Mrs. Dalloway, on the edge of Mrs. Dalloway, when Mrs. Dalloway began to take hold.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We were somewhere around Mrs. Dalloway, on the edge of Mrs. Dalloway, when Mrs. Dalloway began to take hold.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
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“God said, ‘Mrs. Dalloway, kill me a son’
Mrs. Dalloway said, ‘you must be puttin’ me on’”
“God said, ‘Mrs. Dalloway, kill me a son’
Mrs. Dalloway said, ‘you must be puttin’ me on’”
March 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
mrs dalloway said she would check & scroll all four of her social media accounts herself
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
mrs dalloway said she would check & scroll all four of her social media accounts herself
Derek’s assumption that Nancy Mace hasn’t read the end of Mrs. Dalloway has us at once laughing and grimacing in the horror of our now.
August 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Derek’s assumption that Nancy Mace hasn’t read the end of Mrs. Dalloway has us at once laughing and grimacing in the horror of our now.
Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. What happened next will shock you
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. What happened next will shock you
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Here is Mrs. Dalloway, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of her head, behind Christopher Robin.
Here is Mrs. Dalloway, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of her head, behind Christopher Robin.
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
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Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Here is Mrs. Dalloway, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of her head, behind Christopher Robin.
Here is Mrs. Dalloway, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of her head, behind Christopher Robin.
"Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself."
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April 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself."
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Tom Clancy’s Mrs Dalloway
With Orson Scott Card
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Tom Clancy’s Mrs Dalloway
With Orson Scott Card
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