#DanceMom
All beauty pageants, from babies to full grown women, should be banned. No more DanceMom or Honey BooBoo BS anywhere.
“Models” should not participate in designer fashion shows worldwide. “Models” should never be a job title again.
This decades long “pipeline to pedophiles” needs to be outlawed.
May 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I never imagined myself becoming a #dancemom

But here i am baby!!!!

So fucking proud of my awesome tap dancing 9yo daughter (AuDHD)

She owns the stage

It’s incredible

She did two shows today

Can’t wait to see the concert recording

So so proud of how far this kid has come

🥹🥹🥹
November 30, 2024 at 9:22 AM
l’escena de Hacks amb la dancemom i Lifetimes de katy perry.. high camp
May 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Anyone else about to get two Halloweens worth of use out of last year's recital costume? No shame in it, that thing is basically new. #DanceMom #DanceLife
September 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Bro you look like a dancemom
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It’s a jam packed day of glitter, sequins, loud music… and cows.

It’s REGIONALS!!!
#DanceMom Life.
May 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It's dance weekend. If you need to find me, I'll be dressing a flying monkey and repairing costumes and props. #DanceMom #WizardOfOz
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If your studio sends a tuition increase notice, ask when it takes effect and whether it is prorated for the month it lands in. Worth two minutes at pickup. #DanceMom #DanceClass
September 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There is a very specific chaos to a dress rehearsal hallway, hairspray, bobby pins everywhere, someone always missing a shoe. Weirdly one of the best parts of the season. #DanceLife #DanceMom
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If you have got two kids at two different studios, how are you handling the schedule overlap? We started color coding a calendar and it is still chaos some weeks. #DanceMom #DanceDad
September 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Keep the tags and receipt on any costume order until you have actually tried it on your kid. Returns get a lot harder once October turns into November. #DanceMom #DanceClass
September 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Both of my kids do competitive dance and this is the best and most festive time of year when all your costume and competition fees come due right before Christmas. #dancemom #boysdancetoo
November 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Amo mucho que LaHija haga ballet, las dancemom son entretenidas perooooo el autoritarismo me esta hinchando las pelotas
July 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is this Ms. Rachel woman they keep talking about anything like DanceMom from HACKS?
May 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Has anyone added a second style mid-season? We are eyeing a tap class for our kid and wondering if jumping in now versus waiting for a new session actually matters. #DanceMom #DanceClass
September 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What age did your kid start dance? Mine was 3 and I thought that was early. Turns out half her class started at 2. Would love to hear your stories. #DanceClass #DanceMom #KidsDance
March 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ballet moms be like “my little Makenzleigya has 23 broken toes and 5 dislocated hips should she stay home from dance?”
#dancemom
January 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm with Richard Dawkins on this one. And the fact that a former Bravo housewife/dancemom/survivor/traitor/whatever agrees with him does not diminish his argument.
July 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Look. If Julianne Nicholson doesn’t win her 2nd Emmy for her guest role on #Hacks then what the AF are we all doing here? #DanceMom
May 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Les envíe la foto donde me pruebo la barba de enano a las DanceMom, the only DadDAnce me dijo Señoro.
Se adopta y se usa.
November 29, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Before you sign up for a fall dance convention or workshop, ask what is actually included. Some cover everything, some add a separate fee for every extra class. Ask before you pay. #DanceClass #DanceMom
September 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Doing the dance Mom thing today. Lorelai is doing Velocity dance convention since she got a scholarship last year 🥰 #dancemom #dance #velocitydance #gothmom #indigenous #ojibwe #Anishinaabe #witch
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Also, I miss DanceMom.
April 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Embracing what gives me joy! This girl and her team killing their first day of the first full competition of the year. First year for her being on the Elite team so it’s next level! Solo got 8th place overall, trio got 5th and her group dance got 1st!! #dancemom
February 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM