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Seth just wants to lounge a little longer in the barracks, but Kurt keeps getting on his tail.

Kurt belongs to @zincxirom.bsky.social

#DandyToons
A dog, his digits, and his midget raccoon.
October 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
@cyrussmolbirb.bsky.social has a misadventure at Mushed Mountain upon meeting the Drakobolds.

#flattening #DandyToons
October 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Big tail spotted on @greenbirddash.bsky.social's wizard lizard Izel.

#DandyToons
Elve versus Lizard
September 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Raklah & Ezekial in: Meeting Mother Morty

Ezekial belongs to @plaguebrought.bsky.social

#DandyToons
Flat boar wolf himbo & fox lady
September 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Mon's Threads bearly cover his physique, but he proudly wears his fit wherever he goes.

#DandyToons
A fairy dragon fox splayed his wings out while perched on a guardrail. The threads are Shiro, the bear.
September 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Duarkin of the Amber Lamps

Story in Alt Text

#DandyToons #Zandathru
In a world cursed by toony pseudo-immortality, where lethal experiences are often physically absurd and extreme instead of life-ending, there will inevitably become a kind of people who take a special interest in exploring these new extreme expressions of life. Many dark minds have learned to design the cruelest of cartoony experiences to inflict upon their fellow mortals... but very few have taken the leap past the expected culture of healing magic to mantle the challenge of healing toons from toony, presumably permanent injuries. Duarkin of the Amber Lamps is a “kitsune” healer who roams between Bolin, Koschylvania, and the Cardic territories. He is a pacifist and a coward by nature who is wholly dedicated to helping others heal from their wounds. Though his bedside manner and overall people skills are quite terrible. Duarkin has a deep inclination to view people as collections of parts and pieces, rather than a wholly individual person. In the medical field he has found a joy and comfort for his personal perspective, as it has empowered him to treat others as objects in need of repair and as salvageable material. Duarkin, however, is no doctor, and has never taken an oath to commit no harm. He’s just some foxy guy whose friend got permaflattened one day in some violent incident, and he was the only person to take their condition seriously when the village sorcerer resigned his friend to a forever-flimsy fate. With no innate magical talent, Duarkin resorted to using medicinal herbs he could concoct a healing salve with to smear on his friend. It helped soothe his flat friend’s subdermal aches, whilst the act of massaging the gel across their body loosened their malleable muscles back into alignment. Duarkin was quite pleased upon recognizing he had some power to restore comfort and ease of movement to his friend. However his heart fell when he understood that his friend still could not go outside without being carried away and tangled by the wind. As his friend rested inside Duarkin sulked at his village fountain and witnessed how elders in the village used canes to aid their hunched walking and wondered how he could get his friend to use them. He doubted that they would even have the strength to grip a cane, let alone lift one. He later saw injured gate guards used slings wrapped on their shoulder to hoist their arm for healing and came to a conclusion. After sourcing some thread from the local seamstress he prowled the nearby woods of his village in search of twigs. The next day Duarkin walked outside with his flattened-friend standing beside him with an arm wrapped over his shoulder. Affixed to every limb, between every joint, Duarkin had tied twigs and stiff beams of bark to his friend. Their flimsy form stood pressed between plates of bark and shoots of wood, with string tying each splint down. The village was shocked at the sight, and some even laughed and called his friend a “bark sandwich”. Whatever support they’d received was overshadowed by the horror Duarkin felt for his friend’s humiliation. He thought the entire village would be proud of the progress they’d made, and couldn’t let go of the few cruel remarks and looks. That night, whilst his friend remained in bed and rested off the aches from the splints’ weight, Duarkin snuck into the village kitchen to steal some mochi dough and play with some spices. His friend had only been eating whatever berries and fruit Duarkin could crush into a slurry for them to drink. With a paper-thin jawline, chewing had become an impossibility for them. Duarkin initially thought that might have been enough to get their body to heal, but soon realized that the food lacked enough body to help reinvigorate their own. One successful, experimental heist later and Duarkin returned to his friend’s hut with a heavy jug full of mochi and a vase of water. His flat friend groaned at the herbal and sweet aroma gushing from the jug, just before Duarkin began feeding them it one mochi-ball at a time. The texture is squishy, dense, and thick, and it gave his friend a tough time swallowing it despite its sugary, flowery taste. Duarkin spent the entire day sitting with his friend, feeding them sugary, medicinal dough and giving them water between tough gulps. On several occasions Duarkin noticed how the dough would collect in an awkward bulge in his friend’s torso, so he would have his friend lie on their back whilst he took a rolling pin and massaged the dough evenly distributed through-out their figure. After a day and night of ritual feeding and massaging Duarkin’s flat friend had become his slab friend. With splints re-secured Duarkin guided them into the privacy of the moonlight to walk around on their semi-flat limbs. His friend found their movements sluggish as their body squashed under its weight with every step, but they were mobile. After several weeks of physical rehabilitation on splints and a strict diet of medi-mochi, Duarkin’s friend gained the ability to walk on their own without splints, albeit with a significantly squishier body than before. They’d even regained their original shape, if slightly rounded at every corner. Duarkin still saw further challenges lying ahead for his friend, for physically interacting with others and performing labour were still quite difficult with a softened physique. However, he was quite content and even delighted to find more opportunity to help soothe his friend’s difficulties. Duarkin reflected upon the village sorcerer’s failure and resignation when it came to his friend’s supposed fate as flat paper. He reflected upon how his village largely reacted with fear and mockery when he found an avenue past their resignations and was saddened by the ignorance of his people and how deeply they trusted the wizard’s judgment. From that day on, Duarkin dedicated his life to developing non-magical methods using everyday items and simple techniques to restoring & healing the Toon-Traumatized. His friend, the village sorcerer’s apprentice, devoted themselves to developing better medicine with magic by finding avenues for magic to precisely aid the healing mechanisms in the natural body and world. Together they vowed to developing a science to healing which divorces power away from the magically gifted and places it more directly in the hands of the common folk. And in that endeavor they together invented the Amber Lamp: a crystalline, metal staff with a lantern constructed with a medicinal Amber Core from Twistupelo Trees. The staff uses a magical flame conjured inside of the red-resin core, which then burns the core like a slow candle. The heated core sits half-immersed in a cocktail of floral oils which burn into a soothing vapor. With a staff in each hand the two walked between villages to heal others and spread their knowledge and technique. They quickly became recognized for the orange, calming lights which they carried around with them. Eventually the name stuck and the two friends formed the world’s only nationless faction of healers: The Amber Lamps.
September 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Elven Brothers

Adono and @hooboy.bsky.social's Hobarth.

Elves hold tails and form chain trains when traveling in groups.

#DandyToons
Elves hold tails and form chain trains when traveling in groups.
August 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
@perdles.bsky.social and I made Leviathan's Throat together for #DandyToons. It holds one of the world's epicenters of magical innovation, the Arcane Consortium housed within an immense crystalline spire on the island. It is surrounded by the Pearlescent Port, a half-century old draconic statehood.
Initial design made entirely by Perdrews Colourized, and also a mountain exploded what the heck. The Wildertree grew immense after powerful magical events regarding two exploding mountain ranges. The Opal District suffered heavy damage in the earthquakes and flooding that came from the mountain falls.
August 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
In order to roleplay squishing toons in extreme situations I feel like sometimes all I need in life is a fully fleshed out and developed fantasy world with a storied lore and intersecting plot lines and world maps and a couple hundred characters to act it out and also great friends.

#DandyToons
August 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
volumbran.bsky.social
Lazli Laslo
My how you go
Boom shaka laka
Oh shit, oh god no!

#DandyToons #Furryart
Lazli Laslo stands in an arcane blast, screaming in disbelief
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
volumbran.bsky.social
CW / Dying Death

"Adono?! Naoki!!" Karil the fox screeched upon discovering his companions in the fresh wreckage.

#furryart #DandyToons #DnD
Storm clouds roll in over a devastated city block with roof tiles peeled away from air pressure. A stump is torn in half and arcane gases travel into the streets. The sun sets over the ocean into the dark maw of the locked, standing building; its teeth clutching the red choker and Medallion of Bahamut. Blood drips from the accessories. Lying against the building is a cat man in slacks and a dress shirt, their neck bleeding and mouth hanging open. They rest in the lap of an elf dragon with bangs and spiral loch. Both of their eyes are wide open in shock. The elf's ears and nose are bleeding as they gaze half dead into the corpse in their arms. His gaze trails to the sign belonging to this cat apprentice's master: Lazli Laslo's Life-Saving Libations. A fox wizard rushes in from the distance to try and help, praying it isn't too late.
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
volumbran.bsky.social
Oolllddd #DandyToons portraits. Zenzi Drydust and the Moonmoth Fox

#furryart
sake awf
April 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Here's version 1 and version 2, because I think it's cool to see how this idea grew and the adjustments made to organizing.

#DandyToons
Version 1 Version 2
August 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Version #4 of the Dandy Toons "State Map." 74 toony doodles here with all manner of fun kinks.

When I take commissions, folks should reference this as the list of things to try asking me to draw.

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And now I have to rule them for integration into a system of rng-based roleplay. AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
August 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
How could I have neglected such obvious conclusions in the first iteration?

Atonement complete?

#DandyToons
Squish them flat forever maybe. Maybe until a ghost comes out.
July 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Inflation, Fattening, and Swelling to Deflated & Exploded Map.

Also added Doughy and Merged, then made Objectified look more intentful and expressive of a "Designed, final shape".

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Inflation, Swelling, Fattenin map. Doughy route for Objectification
July 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Addendum

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It's good
July 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
"Skin, scales, and fur are golden?
Then I will flail forwards to hold them.
I won't let them feel stale or drab
When I steal them away into my lab~"

Lazli's got a thing for golden features and highlights in figures.

#DandyToons
"Skin, scales, and fur are golden? Then I will flail forwards to hold them. I won't let them feel stale or drab When I steal them away into my lab~" Lazli's got a thing for golden features and highlights in figures.
July 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Trying to wrap my head around organizing a system of toony interactions that involves almost every kink I think is fun to play with the ideas of. I might even be aroused by half of the kinks here, but I'll never say which ones.

Enjoy.

#DandyToons
Trying to wrap my head around organizing a system of toony interactions that involves almost every kink I think is fun to play with the ideas of. I might even be aroused by half of the kinks here, but I'll never say which ones. There's a few conditions I'm missing, I'm sure, like "Merged" or Semi-Solid for doughy. This is just the 3rd iteration of a WIP that I'm excited to share. Enjoy.
July 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
"For being bad bird boys you'll now gird our loins." - Adono punishing @cyrussmolbirb.bsky.social for his crimes in #DandyToons
I felt very inspired on a fashion design for figures with big tails: Waistline belt & tail-base belt fasten a piece of fabric along the crotch and groin to form the undercarriage half of a bottom-suit. Also Adono is adorable I felt very inspired on a fashion design for figures with big tails: Waistline belt & tail-base belt fasten a piece of fabric along the crotch and groin to form the undercarriage half of a bottom-suit. Also Adono is adorable
May 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
@zincxirom.bsky.social's Lord Bronze has had an unusual journey in #DandyToons which resulted in him being permasquashed and claimed by Zen the fairy dragon. His injured condition had him regularly being paid physical therapy visits by Karil, which increasingly upset Zen as his bond with Bronze.
Fox sits on dragon cushion and other dragon glares
May 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
More Mon

#DandyToons
Prone Fairy-Dragon-Fox
April 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Silver the maneless, silver lion.

He's a good boy, like Seth. A Consortium graduate turned conscript from the Triumvirate Temple.

I've summoned him into the world of #DandyToons and redrew an old doodle.
Silver the Lion Silver the Lion
April 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Mon

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Fairy Dragon Fox Concept
April 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
jardtoons.bsky.social
Then it got much worse for Seth, for no matter how mightily he wriggled he couldn't pop back into shape! People pointed and laughed and wouldn't move to help! They expected him to do it all on his own. He could hear the impatient tap of toes now considering trampling him on their way.

#DandyToons
April 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM