@DannyZuker Glad to see your feud with @realDonaldTrump is still alive because I thought you were going to be replaced with @mcuban
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 PM
@DannyZuker Glad to see your feud with @realDonaldTrump is still alive because I thought you were going to be replaced with @mcuban
This tracks... https://twitter.com/DannyZuker/status/1559259158649589761
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This tracks... https://twitter.com/DannyZuker/status/1559259158649589761
RT @jodiecongirl: Why I love math. RT @DannyZuker: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than die in a plane crash.
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
RT @jodiecongirl: Why I love math. RT @DannyZuker: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than die in a plane crash.
@RealSonnyNewman: @realDonaldTrump wins @DannyZuker is a very long ago during my first term, we did that through exertion and think they're going to be the biggest Stock Market at an all time - I’m sure I like helping people. [link]
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
@RealSonnyNewman: @realDonaldTrump wins @DannyZuker is a very long ago during my first term, we did that through exertion and think they're going to be the biggest Stock Market at an all time - I’m sure I like helping people. [link]
Carlos "I'm an F-18, bro" Estevez RT @DannyZuker Charlie Sheen has nine hours to make the "In Memoriam" of this year's Oscars.
December 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Carlos "I'm an F-18, bro" Estevez RT @DannyZuker Charlie Sheen has nine hours to make the "In Memoriam" of this year's Oscars.
RT @DannyZuker: "Uh.. excuse me, I was promised some virgins." Osama bin Laden
December 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM
RT @DannyZuker: "Uh.. excuse me, I was promised some virgins." Osama bin Laden
#chickmovie RT @DannyZuker: There are men at Gitmo who look less broken than this dude in front of me being dragged to "Something Borrowed"
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
#chickmovie RT @DannyZuker: There are men at Gitmo who look less broken than this dude in front of me being dragged to "Something Borrowed"
@Len_K92 ? RT @DannyZuker 45 yo neighbor dad just said "totes" to me un-ironically 3 times so clearly he's a registered sex offender, right?
December 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM
@Len_K92 ? RT @DannyZuker 45 yo neighbor dad just said "totes" to me un-ironically 3 times so clearly he's a registered sex offender, right?
RT @DannyZuker GMA called KimKardashian's wedding "America's Royal Wedding" incase you were looking for something to write in America's obit
December 14, 2024 at 11:08 PM
RT @DannyZuker GMA called KimKardashian's wedding "America's Royal Wedding" incase you were looking for something to write in America's obit
yes I feel superior to every mindless dolt who cares about the Kardashian wedding.. and remember OJ paid for all this (thx @DannyZuker)
December 14, 2024 at 11:08 PM
yes I feel superior to every mindless dolt who cares about the Kardashian wedding.. and remember OJ paid for all this (thx @DannyZuker)
@DannyZuker RT @ericstonestreet:congrats 2 our writers/produces on guild nominations! tweet @DannyZuker this: "your butt sucks putty balls."
December 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
@DannyZuker RT @ericstonestreet:congrats 2 our writers/produces on guild nominations! tweet @DannyZuker this: "your butt sucks putty balls."
I wish I could retweet the joke, and then the joke that responded to the joke, efficiently cc: @robdelaney @DannyZuker
December 14, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I wish I could retweet the joke, and then the joke that responded to the joke, efficiently cc: @robdelaney @DannyZuker
RT @DannyZuker: It's bad enough we give a guy like this a public forum but does he have to interview Mel Gibson? https://x.com/DannyZuker/status/196676990328242177/photo/1
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December 14, 2024 at 12:53 PM
RT @DannyZuker: It's bad enough we give a guy like this a public forum but does he have to interview Mel Gibson? https://x.com/DannyZuker/status/196676990328242177/photo/1
RT @DannyZuker: I sincerely hope my Republican friends & family are feeling the relief I felt when I could stop pretending to like Dukakis.
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 AM
RT @DannyZuker: I sincerely hope my Republican friends & family are feeling the relief I felt when I could stop pretending to like Dukakis.
In a world of Trumps, be a @DannyZuker. <a href="http://bit.ly/1Rf8St7" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/1Rf8St7 #mondaymotivation
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November 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
In a world of Trumps, be a @DannyZuker. <a href="http://bit.ly/1Rf8St7" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/1Rf8St7 #mondaymotivation
Praise the lord and his miracles. I would rarely wish harm on anyone, but the architect of our nation's most racist current policies can fuck right off.
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January 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Praise the lord and his miracles. I would rarely wish harm on anyone, but the architect of our nation's most racist current policies can fuck right off.
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Brain worm wee https://xcancel.com/DannyZuker/status/1329505057247662083
November 19, 2020 at 8:28 PM
Brain worm wee https://xcancel.com/DannyZuker/status/1329505057247662083
This is all well and good, but I think people need to start realizing all of them are going to get away with it. Multiple senators got caught insider trading 2 weeks ago and nothing happened. No matter who wins in Nov., we’re still stuck with his twitter account forever folks.
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January 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is all well and good, but I think people need to start realizing all of them are going to get away with it. Multiple senators got caught insider trading 2 weeks ago and nothing happened. No matter who wins in Nov., we’re still stuck with his twitter account forever folks.
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@keithlowell @pattonoswalt @DannyZuker I think we have to give him "sentient." The one thing we KNOW he's aware of is his own existence.
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@keithlowell @pattonoswalt @DannyZuker I think we have to give him "sentient." The one thing we KNOW he's aware of is his own existence.
If I DO buy it can I guest on the show? RT @DannyZuker If you don't purchase the Modern Family Season 1 DVD today, I will quietly judge you
November 18, 2024 at 7:35 PM
If I DO buy it can I guest on the show? RT @DannyZuker If you don't purchase the Modern Family Season 1 DVD today, I will quietly judge you
Thank you Danny!!! Here's another one WOW! http://ht.ly/1RP00 RT @DannyZuker: MInd officially blown! http://ping.fm/scCGN
November 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Thank you Danny!!! Here's another one WOW! http://ht.ly/1RP00 RT @DannyZuker: MInd officially blown! http://ping.fm/scCGN
Thank you Danny!!! Here's another one WOW! http://ht.ly/1RP00 RT @DannyZuker: MInd officially blown! http://vimeo.com/4238052
November 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Thank you Danny!!! Here's another one WOW! http://ht.ly/1RP00 RT @DannyZuker: MInd officially blown! http://vimeo.com/4238052