#DarkNurseryRhymes
#DarkNurseryRhymes

"Old MacDonald had a farm.

Until the soybean futures market tanked.

And he couldn't afford the payments anymore.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

And then he ate a gun.

I. O. I. O. U."

CC: @twosense.bsky.social
April 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The itty-bitty spider went up the twisted trunk until the storm rolled in and everything went horribly, horribly wrong.

#ItsyBitsySpider #ArachnophobiaFuel #DarkNurseryRhymes #RainyHorror #NatureGoneWrong
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