Me and Fig halp make da bed
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop

It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.

#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy